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Thread: Friday Caption Contest
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06-04-2004, 11:42 AM #1
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Friday Caption Contest
Skiing, where my mind is even if my body isn't.
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06-04-2004, 11:51 AM #2
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"Get a free color TV with the purchase of a CraftMatic adjustable bed!
Some exclusions may apply. Void were prohibited. TVs may be substituted with 100 lbs of bologne in some states. "
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06-06-2004, 07:22 PM #3
Kicking Cancer's Ass II
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Yes, honey, I know you wanted to spice up our marriage, but I'm Jewsih and I'm pretty sure that fucking on a pile of ham is not kosher.
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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06-13-2004, 08:40 PM #4
In van, down by the river
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"Oh shit I'm gonna have to sleep on the couch"
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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06-16-2004, 01:40 PM #5
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I find pastami the most sultry of all the cured, smoked meats.
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08-06-2004, 02:08 PM #6
< --- just fits
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Re: Friday Caption Contest
"Dammit! My roll is only this big ."
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08-09-2004, 05:36 PM #7
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Re: Re: Friday Caption Contest
Ding! Winnah!Originally posted by road trip
"Dammit! My roll is only this big .""It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
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