I'm bored, what should I do?

[jayfrizzo]

My afternoon is in your hands. Or maybe mine.

[Rascal King]

Whack off, drink a colt 45 then smoke some dope then chill out and trip. Should entertain your for about 5 hours.

[MacDaddy]

Originally posted by Rascal King
Whack off, drink a colt 45 then smoke some dope then chill out and trip. Should entertain your for about 5 hours.

I like this approach to Rascals advice

Smoke a spleef,
surf for some porn,
whack off "real freakshow like"....
drink a beer, pour two more in an insulated cup and go check out your swamp cooler before your roof gets too damn hot !!

when your done trippin out there you can go to Lowes and shop for the parts you need, and trip out on all the cashiers at the same time.

When your done there and your swamp cooler is blowing cool moist air into the house, then and only then will you be ready to apply for a job!

what a day!

[Woodsy]

Originally posted by MacDaddy
I like this approach to Rascals advice

Smoke a spleef,
surf for some porn,
whack off "real freakshow like"....
drink a beer, pour two more in an insulated cup and go check out your swamp cooler before your roof gets too damn hot !!

when your done trippin out there you can got Lowes and shop for the parts you need and trip out on all the cashiers.

then you log on and surf for a job!

what a day!

ladies & gentlemen,
we HAVE A WINNER!

[Superstar Punani]

Perhaps this may help with the task at hand, er, task in hand

http://forum.surfermag.com/photopost.../5IMG_4374.jpg

[MacDaddy]

I hope he didnt fall off the roof....

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J? you there? Jay???


that was supposta be a house with a little stick dude falling off!!

[DINMS]

...then smoke another bowl.

[summit]

bunny hop on your bike with no hands... because one will be holding your beer and the other your schlong

[Buzzworthy]

Now that you should be all done with that stuff, you should come up to my house. BTW, we are happpening to have a party tomorrow. Great timing on asking our opinions. You just forgot it in the options but we hope you so better next time.

[Arnold Babar]

Well, now I'm bored, and no one has offered any really good options . Too drunk to whack off or do much of anything else, so...help a brother out! Where is Skiguide when you need her?

[pollard]

when in doubt spank it

[G]

Originally posted by Max Gosey
Unless of course you're worried about ejaculating from TWO orafaces...
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Go for the hat trick

[White Chocolate]

Originally posted by Max Gosey

If you're bored, take a nap. That's always been my motto...

Wow, your really really really pathetic.

Spank that shit all the way mang, no better way to kill some time