Maui Juice

[willywhit]

Maui south shore super juicy 2 days ago
http://mauisurfreport.blogspot.com/


I met Kai 10 years ago sailing the SF Bay and waves in Waddell/Scotts Creek. he stil rips HI !

no kites 10 years ago....but now.....kites rule the red triangle

[cito]

Nice. But juice you say? Monkeys could take off and kill those shoulders of warm, deep, blue mush. Jealous, hells yeah, juice...not even.

I knew there was a sailing history with you, makes sense now

[willywhit]

Nice. But juice you say? Monkeys could take off and kill those shoulders of warm, deep, blue mush. Jealous, hells yeah, juice...not even.

I knew there was a sailing history with you, makes sense now

yup, the only board I've surfed on is my Bear big wave gun.


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[cito]

Hey Will, totally not being a wise ass cause I assume that went over my dumb ass. Obviously not a gun, but not smiley after your statement. Yup, have no awareness about bear. What up with that? Who the shaper and what the story with it? If I'm a clueless dolt who should know what it's about, fine, call me out, if not, due explain. Thanks whit.

[cito]

My bad, was being a wise ass. Game on.

[willywhit]

no worries.
Bear is Laird Hamilton's dad's gig. Billy Hamilton. Look it up.
My board IS a big wave gun. I bought it to longboard on but it's got thinner rails and a single fin. I'm no hot shit surfer but I can drop in on a semi bomb, make a few turns and not drown. all those years of swim team and lifeguarding, you know.I just prefer the turbo factor. Having a kite to yank ya around or even a poleboard ( formerly known as a windsurfer) gets me more time UP and ripping than having to paddle for waves. No neck pain, no nipple rash and no ( well, fewer) kooks to deal with on the water.
Looks like you like to stay up late, you're not the one trying to log on as willywhit, are you ?

[cito]

Where do I start? First and foremost, I do indeed stay super late, super late early, I started my own biz and hours and locations vary day by day. And please, the signing on as willywhit, I have no idea what that's about, but that's just not my style whatsoever and is f'd up, so please, investigate galore, but not cool

Now, yeah, I'm aware of Billy Hamilton and what he's about, but zero on a personal level. But tons on that you want a longboard shape but lighter/thinner - hence much more manuverable friendly. And that's cool, but please with the gun, no matter how you want to classify it.

On to the lifeguard/swim history. Where I come from, same thing that cracks us up. Yup, they can swim for miles and thicker body frame, but my boney fuck friends still laugh our asses off when we see them attempt to paddle out of rips, kneel down take offs, just all around kook style when it comes to the sea. Seen it a million times, and trust me, they hate us, but in a complimentary way.

Lastly, I don't stoop to stupid namecalling coconut shit crap. I don't contradict "whorish mouth" crap while calling peeps mool, err, eggplant. Take a step back and check it. Just an fyi.

[willywhit]

Where do I start? First and foremost, I do indeed stay super late, super late early, I started my own biz and hours and locations vary day by day. And please, the signing on as willywhit, I have no idea what that's about, but that's just not my style whatsoever and is f'd up, so please, investigate galore, but not cool

Now, yeah, I'm aware of Billy Hamilton and what he's about, but zero on a personal level. But tons on that you want a longboard shape but lighter/thinner - hence much more manuverable friendly. And that's cool, but please with the gun, no matter how you want to classify it.

On to the lifeguard/swim history. Where I come from, same thing that cracks us up. Yup, they can swim for miles and thicker body frame, but my boney fuck friends still laugh our asses off when we see them attempt to paddle out of rips, kneel down take offs, just all around kook style when it comes to the sea. Seen it a million times, and trust me, they hate us, but in a complimentary way.

Lastly, I don't stoop to stupid namecalling coconut shit crap. I don't contradict "whorish mouth" crap while calling peeps mool, err, eggplant. Take a step back and check it. Just an fyi.

I guess that's part of what irks me about surfing.All the Dig Me~ cool guy posturing. I rarely see it with windsurfing and almost never with kiting.
Only reason I mentioned the login stuff is that you seem like you DO live in Oahu and probably can surf well.And I don't know ya, from TGR or anywhere else. Don't take it personally. Seriously.

it's always nice to have a guy in the water that knows cpr, advanced first aid and how to deal with broken bones and bleeding.Never was impressed with the elitist swim team types, either.Good kiter/snowboarder friend of mine was a Navy Seal, that's the real deal.I've seen him get his bell rung HARD on some icey snow,he looked like he was gonna puke or pass out.Ski patrol was an ex marine and we all had a good laugh once we figgered he was gonna be OK, now he wears a helmet

[cito]

You have no idea how that irks me. You should look up my past posts how I despise that crap - and 90% of the time, that attitude comes from fakes that look the part but don't know dick. I constantly preach about the moronic "anti-ambassador" vibe that flat out sucks. Do some homework on my ass. Most people that rip don't even pay attention to what's going on with the newbies/inexperienced ones. They just getting away from the suxors and need space and in a different world.

Understandably, perceived dickness comes into play when positioning in a place like say Malibu or when you're in a foreign country and the lineup is like "whats the fucks?" (god nothing better than paddling out alone in foreign turf and shuttin them up), or drop-ins, or someone flailing on their board in the impact zone that destroys your dream left/right. Unlike any other sport, you never know when you'll get another crack at it. Frustrating.

And yeah, I do pretty okay. Better than most, but plenty above me. But started in diapers, so any scenario is comprehensible and within the realm of possibility. And yo, I friggin wish I ived Hawaii (although plenty of super pricks there). Born and raised on east coast and school in socal but got to travel alot to surf. Also, I've met plenty of kiters that had the ahole syndrome btw. There's always fuckers everywhere all over the place. Fuck 'em.

[willywhit]

You have no idea how that irks me. You should look up my past posts how I despise that crap - and 90% of the time, that attitude comes from fakes that look the part but don't know dick. I constantly preach about the moronic "anti-ambassador" vibe that flat out sucks. Do some homework on my ass. Most people that rip don't even pay attention to what's going on with the newbies/inexperienced ones. They just getting away from the suxors and need space and in a different world.

Understandably, perceived dickness comes into play when positioning in a place like say Malibu or when you're in a foreign country and the lineup is like "whats the fucks?" (god nothing better than paddling out alone in foreign turf and shuttin them up), or drop-ins, or someone flailing on their board in the impact zone that destroys your dream left/right. Unlike any other sport, you never know when you'll get another crack at it. Frustrating.

And yeah, I do pretty okay. Better than most, but plenty above me. But started in diapers, so any scenario is comprehensible and within the realm of possibility. And yo, I friggin wish I ived Hawaii (although plenty of super pricks there). Born and raised on east coast and school in socal but got to travel alot to surf. Also, I've met plenty of kiters that had the ahole syndrome btw. There's always fuckers everywhere all over the place. Fuck 'em.

agreed. Fuck 'em all.

butthole surfer wisdom

[cito]

F'm all? Nice.

[cito]

Also, no more vids. Not sure if they rock or suck, all I know is that I hate looking at them, hate 'em. God damn do I hate them. So being a good whit, roll the tape.