Friday Thread about nothing... on Wednesday

[Arnold Babar]

Originally posted by sea2ski
So is she dating the Hanson Brothers? They played hockey in PA.

heh. She's working her way through the Hartford Wolfpack, I think she's hoping the Rangers will bring her up for the strike season.

[frozenwater]

I just payed a home inspector 150.00 to do a mold test on my house. I live in a desert.

tip of the day, Don't try and sell your house to paranoid people from the east coast. I'm on my 4th counter offer, each time they ask for some other random wierd test.

[Innominatus]

The other day while riding my bike, I sailed off the curb and tacoed my rear wheel.

I called a bunch of bike shops to get an estimate, but as soon as I explained the problem and stated my request, they couldn't hang up on me fast enough. At one store, the girl I was talking to even threatened to call the cops.

What gives?

Never thought it would be so difficult to for a dude to get a simple rim job.

[tuffy109]

Originally posted by acostiga
what's a diorama?

a diarama by ronny james dio?

[divegirl]

Originally posted by Innominatus
Never thought it would be so difficult to for a dude to get a simple rim job.

BWA!! There's this place in San Fran called the Castro district.....

[iceman]

Originally posted by frozenwater
I just payed a home inspector 150.00 to do a mold test on my house. I live in a desert.

tip of the day, Don't try and sell your house to paranoid people from the east coast. I'm on my 4th counter offer, each time they ask for some other random wierd test.

Thanks for getting on that.

Oh, and we'll need a gamma ray test, too.

[Spicoli]

...and the finger up the prostate canal test (just for shits and giggles).

[Arnold Babar]

Moooooooooooooon Riiiiver!

[sandytheskier]

I fell on pavement yesterday. That hurts alot more than falling on snow does.

[Grange]

My future puppy was born yesterday. One of nine.

[frozenwater]

the home offer I was banking on just fell through, delaying or maybe even terminating my efforts to get my dream job at my dream company. Turns out even Fridays can suck.

[The AD]

Originally posted by Arnold Babar
She decided to take a road trip to watch her "boyfriends" (that's right plural) play semi-pro hockey in PA

So what the hell does "semi-pro" mean? I mean, either you get paid to play or you don't. Is it semi-pro if the pay is shitty, or what?

[road trip]

I've spent the last two hours reading every single thread on the front page.

Just thought that this would be the appropriate place to share that information.

TGIFANWA

(Thank God It's Friday And Not Wednesday Anymore)

[PaSucks]

Originally posted by The AD
So what the hell does "semi-pro" mean? I mean, either you get paid to play or you don't. Is it semi-pro if the pay is shitty, or what?

I am pretty sure he used the wrong terminology. He was talking about the series just played between the Wilkes Barre/Scranton Baby Penguins and the Hartford Wolfpack. The Baby Pens won and will play some team from Minnesota for the Calder cup, the championship trophy of the AHL.

[Arnold Babar]

You are correct. And my dog was peeing on every rug in my house while one of my employees used the $100 I paid her to house sit to road-trip down to PA, and bang one or more of said Wolfpack players

[The AD]

I figured the elephant may have meant minor league hockey, but I still don't really know what semipro means. I did look it up and it implies you're playing a sport and getting paid for it, but it's only a part time gig. I still maintain if you're getting paid to play a sport that's the definition of pro.

You always hear about Jim Thorpe getting his Olympic medals stripped because he was playing "semipro baseball" at the time.

[Arnold Babar]

Oh fer chrisssake dude!semi-pro is any minor league athelete. Yes they get paid. No they don't actually have other jobs. THEY ARE NOT PROS. We don't see them on sports center, and they bang the little 20 yr old girls that work for me that I'd like to bang but my wife won't let me, and they wouldn't even if she would let me. So leave me alone

[PaSucks]

Originally posted by Arnold Babar
Oh fer chrisssake dude!semi-pro is any minor league athelete. Yes they get paid. No they don't actually have other jobs. THEY ARE NOT PROS. We don't see them on sports center, and they bang the little 20 yr old girls that work for me that I'd like to bang but my wife won't let me, and they wouldn't even if she would let me. So leave me alone

Bwahahaha damn, I never thought a childrens book charecter could get so upset! You are one funny dude, uhh I mean elephant.

[Arnold Babar]

Funny how? Like funny, Ha Ha, funny like a clown? Do I amuse you? I think I have a semi-pro house sitter: She gets paid, but just isn't very good. I just realized that I paid her $100 to have sex, and it wasn't with me.

[The AD]

Originally posted by Arnold Babar
So leave me alone

I wan't trying to comment on your use of semipro. It just triggered my memory, and a thread about nothing seemed like a good place to bring it up!

I assume that's the last time that skank will be housesitting for you, AB.

[Arnold Babar]

I hear ya. It's all in fun, and you are right about the term "semi-pro." I've actually known her since she was 15, and she's always been responsible. She's 22 now, grown to be quite a little hottie. I alternately love her like a sister, and fantisize sexually about her in veeeery dirty ways. So it's extremely frustrating to see her go through a slutty phase (on my dime no less). Mrs Babar doesn't quite understand the irony .