Friday Thread about nothing... on Wednesday

[PaSucks]

Is is Friday yet?


I saw L.C. Greenwood at the Exxon pumping gas this morning. Pretty cool. Man I have some bad gas today.

[xboat]

http://www.steamboatpilot.com/photos/fielddaypop.jpg

[drugged_monkey]

Dimly lit from the side door of a distant hallway I could barely trace the motion of the cars inside the abandoned bumper car complex. Thoughts of life and death rattled through my brain as sparks shot across the ceiling. There was a time and place for everything, but what was this the time and place for?

Waking in strange places never got any easier. Stumbling over warm mumbling bodies to a never cleaned bathroom. Reaching for a solitary light bulb swinging at the end of a frayed wire. Squinting in pain as the light blew out the dark like the ringing of a bedside alarm destroying a dream. Dressed as Colonel Sanders and wearing a sandwich board I found my pockets stuffed with imitation mashed potatoes. I slowly turned the sink faucet and the water ran brown, then red, then clear. I pulled the drain stop on the sink and let the water fill the stained mint colored porcelain. My hands dipped into the cool water then rose to my face. Somehow hoping this splash of water would awaken me from this strange reality and I would be home, I would be 12, and I wouldn’t have lost hope in humanity and myself. As the water ran down my face, my face ran down the mirror. I sank to my knees. I pulled the contents from my pockets and watched as the humanoids stirred in the shadows. From the darkness hands shot into the light grasping for the possessions. I slowly slid across the floor and placed my back to the wall, my gaze securely fixed on the line where dark met light.

[EPSkis]

Originally posted by xboat
http://www.steamboatpilot.com/photos/fielddaypop.jpg

Timmy, in his record-breaking debut at the Amateur Breast-Cupping Finals.

[snowsprite]

I looked on the back of my antibacterial "waterless" hand cleaner, and the third ingredient listed is "water."

Such is life.

Sprite

[13]

I've been home a month now and I'm still unemployed, even after filling out 50+ applications and following up solid leads.

I think the local McDonald's is gonna be my next stop. Fuck this.

[EPSkis]

Originally posted by 13
I've been home a month now and I'm still unemployed, even after filling out 50+ applications and following up solid leads.

I think the local McDonald's is gonna be my next stop. Fuck this.

Fear not. After spending $800 on an accredited "Bartending School" and filling out over 125 applications, I finally landed a job as an entertainment promoter. Go figure.

[acostiga]

Originally posted by PaSucks
I saw L.C. Greenwood at the Exxon pumping gas this morning.

i hope you tipped him well.

[EPSkis]

Originally posted by acostiga
i hope you tipped him well.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Winnah winnah, chicken dinnah!

[PaSucks]

Originally posted by acostiga
i hope you tipped him well.

We aren't in New Jersey, I aing paying for full service!

[acostiga]

quick quiz pasucks.... best wings in the burgh?

[Ubersheist]

One of my superiors at work caught me looking at the TGR board. Again. For the 3rd time in the last two weeks. He has a nasty habit of walking right into my cubicle and around to my side of the desk before I can bring up my TPS report. He talked to me about the such and such project while the browser was open with some ski pics staring right back at us.

[homerjay]

Originally posted by acostiga
quick quiz pasucks.... best wings in the burgh?

I'll take this one:

Fathead's on Carson St.

[13]

But do you guys know the proper way to eat wings?

[sandytheskier]

I just moved out of the home I grew up in. Not very far away from it though, I could never leave my town. I am excited but not. SO is the way of my world.

[PaSucks]

Dont know, but the best wings in Latrobe are at dinos.

Question 2- What the hell stores are going into the addition at the Monroeville Mall?

[Foggy_Goggles]

Right hand on wing, left hand on beer. Never the two shall mix. No napkins till finished. No veggies till finished. No wings in the blue cheese. Wings should be able to be taken down with a single bite, twist, pull motions. Drumettes, two bites maximum. From this comes the term "drinking Buffalo", never using the right hand for beer.

[PaSucks]

Originally posted by Foggy_Goggles
Right hand on wing, left hand on beer. Never the two shall mix. No napkins till finished. No veggies till finished. No wings in the blue cheese. Wings should be able to be taken down with a single bite, twist, pull motions. Drumettes, two bites maximum. From this comes the term "drinking Buffalo", never using the right hand for beer.

If you are left handed can you do it the other way?

[acostiga]

fatheads = good. having a high school buddy working at fatheads = gooder-er.

that place is sweet. a few years ago they brought in a wooden keg of spaten to celebrate oktoberfest.... shipped directly from germany. none of us- drunken patrons, bartenders nor the rep from mellinger's distributors could figure out how to get at the beer. we had a wooden mallet, the spike-tipped tap-thingy. beer was flying all over the sidewalk. when we did access the goods, they didn't charge us for any of the real-deal-out-of-the-wooden-keg spaten. good times.

i was also watching the afc championship game there a few years ago when the pats beat the steelers.... bad times.

wings, would be so good right now.

[13]

Close... The beer and no veggies until you're done are things I agree with.

But as far as eating the actual wings:
Yank the small bone out, then put the entire wing in your mouth, and shuck the motherfucker between your teeth. All meat, no fuss.

Never, under any circumstances should two bites be required to take out a wing or a drumette.

[G]

caption:
watch timmy psychically levitate this giant mutant jellybean.

[acostiga]

i'm going to repeat myself here. why don't nacho-cheese wings exist? people like nacho cheese, people like wings. is this idea so simple in it's perfection that it has until now been completely overlooked? are cheesy wings destined to become known as "pittsburgh-style wings"????

[13]

On the other hand, why don't wing-style nachos exist?

[Schmear]

Penalty. You guys are turning this into a thread about something.

[Schmear]

Our little red Honda Civic was broken into last night. The only apparent theft? The owner's manual.