Why must the sheep go to heaven?

[CantDog]

And the goats go to hell?

[trainnvain]

As soon as you're born ya start dying, so ya might as well have a good time!

[CantDog]

But I dont want to go to sunset strip. I dont want to feel the emptiness!

[CaddyDaddy77]

I'm waiting for the barber to give me a haircut,
and after that the carpenter can take me out to lunch.

[CantDog]

He's got a gold watch
She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
that bounce on his Italian leather sofa.

[CaddyDaddy77]

She's got a serrated edge
That she moves back and forth.
It's such a simple machine.
She doesn't have to use force.

[CaddyDaddy77]

Know this one?

Now due to a construct in my mind
That makes their falling and their flight
Symbolic of my entire existence,
It becomes important for me
To get up and see

[Cosmic Bandito]

their last second curves toward flight
it's almost as if my life will fall unless i see their ascent

[CaddyDaddy77]

?


You invite your friends to tea,
But when it's me you lock the door.
You've got your credit cards,
And you thank your lucky stars.

[CantDog]

grrr...motorcade of generosity is the only album I dont have. They are coming out with a new one this fall though, so stoked.

you twist the knife then go home to kiss your wife
a bigger better slice is what you'd like
you kick the sand, you get the upper hand
you sell it to japan
it's natural punk rock
red white and blue

[CaddyDaddy77]

Good stuff, makes me laugh half the time listening to it, but I also find myself singing along a lot. as good as the other albums are, I'd imagine the new one will rock as well.


Now, do you believe in the one big sign?
The double wide shine on the boot hills of your prime
Doesn't matter if you're skinny. Doesn't matter if you're fat.
You can dress up like a sultan in your onion-head hat

[tuffy109]

this mon-keeeez gone to heaven

[non grata]

Originally posted by tuffy109
this mon-keeeez gone to heaven

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