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    Jack Handy Screen Saver

    Due to popular demand, my Steep and Deep thoughts are now available as a PC desktop screensaver.

    To obtain your FREE copy of the screensaver (1.73 MB) click here.

    Just download the file and run it. It will automatically make Steep and Deep thoughts your default Windows screen saver.

    Thanks.
    Last edited by Jack Handy; 08-10-2004 at 06:35 PM.

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    My Steep and Deep Thoughts do include the occassional profanity, some of which may be offensive to our more delicate readers.

    Check the original thread - all of the Thoughts there are included in the Screen Saver.

    If people are interested, I could also make a G-rated version of the screen saver by eliminating the Thoughts with the "dirty" words.

    If enough people are interested, I'll do it. Email me at jacksthoughts@yahoo.com.

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    How about a PG rated one for the office Maggots? I'd put it up, but my huskey coworkers might get upset about the skiing on fat skis one.

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    Ok, a PG-rated version is now available.

    Click here for the PG-rated version (for those wishing to use the screen saver at work.

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    Thumbs up

    Thanks for the PG version man.

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    Downloaded PG version. Muchos thanks to you.

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and possessing one more reason to remain inactive at work),
    d.

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    Thumbs up How about JH discretion/valor in the PG version?

    Awesome! Thanks for the PG version, 2P. It's up and running on my puter. That is some great work--you a very creative dood mon.
    I had to click through it about a hundred times to make sure that this one below was on it (it cracks me up every time):

    But I think you could safely include this one in the PG version:

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    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

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    bizzump.

    The links to the screen saver are dead, anyone have a working link?
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Roger that on the link.

    I NEED a cool screensaver. I had totally forgotten these existed. Funny shit. Totally kick ass.
    Days on snow 06-07: 3
    Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24

    "Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.

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    Bump.
    I have never been good with facts.

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    PMing the man that can get em working again. Looks like they are off his server for now.



    edit: I sent a PM to him with this thread link. Keep eyes peeled.
    Last edited by Buzzworthy; 08-10-2004 at 01:13 PM.
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    Originally posted by Jack Handy
    Ok, a PG-rated version is now available.
    Since you've gone through the trouble of changing your work to accomidate those who want a PG version; How about an X-rated version, too?

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    Huh? Wha? Who's there?

    The links should be working now.

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    thank you for that useless nonsense that now shows up on my computer screen

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    Jack Handy,

    Once again proving to the world that, in fact, he is the man.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

    THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MISS LIPPY!!!
    Days on snow 06-07: 3
    Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24

    "Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.

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    i know this is old but anyone know if we can get that link up and working again? im looking for a good screensaver....
    Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.

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    Here's the "PG-13" version: Link1

    Here's the "G" version: Link2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Gosey

    THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MISS LIPPY!!!
    what he said
    Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.

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