Pick up lines - these can't be real..

[SponsoredByDuctTape]

Are your parents terrorists? 'Cause you're the bomb.

You: "Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?"
Her: "No."
You: "Wanna get something to eat?"

You: "What winks and f***s like a tiger?"
Her: "I don't know, what?"
You wink.


(In the Not-so-much-of-a-pick-up-line department....)

For a fat chick, you sure don't sweat much.

You're ugly, but you'll do.

You: "Would you have sex with me for 5 million dollars?"
Her: "Maybe."
You: "Would you have sex with me for 500,000 dollars?"
Her: "I might."
You: "Would you have sex with me for 5 dollars."
Her: "Hey, I'm not THAT easy."
You: "Maybe not. But you ARE a prostitute, and I'm just trying to negotiate a price."

[Baconzoo]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[bigsugar]

^^^^^HA!!

Here's one I've used when real drunk and obnoxious (not so good for picking up girls, but great for getting slapped)

"Hey baby, want a mouthfull of AIDS?"

[H-man]

I'll wake you for breakfast. Should I call you or nudge you?

[freshies]

My GF and her friend were recently @ a bar in LA, and this guy was standing next to them in a tight shirt, and was trying to chat them up, etc. They kept ignoring him, and he steps in between them, and asks the bartender: "hey, do you a good vet you can reccomend?" bartender: "umm, let me see, yeah, we use this guy....yadda yadda....why? is your dog/cat..." dude cuts him off, pushes up shirt to expose his biceps and goes into the full flex: "cause these pythons are SICK!"

My GF said she spit her drink out her mouth she was laughing so hard, 'cause this dude was soo cheesy.....

[funkendrenchman]

If you were a booger i'd pick you first.

[Shake Zula]

Not a pick up line but funny.
My 21st birthday I'm making out with this chick I had just meet. Things are progressing nicely and I figure now is my chance to get some oral action. I ask nicely and the girl proceeds to tell me that she doesn't know me well enough. In my drunken stupor I tell her that " I can't think of a better way to get to know me."

[SIIHP]

That shirt looks very becoming on you, if I was on you I'd be cuming to.

Would you like to dance? (she declines) No, you misunderstood, I said you look fat in those pants.

Wanna play truck driver? You can back up and take my load.

[supercow]

most effective line I've ever seen was on of the guys on my College lax team, I can't belive it actually worked but he got more cootch then AKPM!

"Hey I'm a brother at this frat, wanna see my room?"

I really didn't belive him that it actually worked until I actually saw him use it and got 2 girls to go to his room with him, they both walked out sometime around 4-5 AM the next morning, I passed them in the hallway since I had an early bus to catch home