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Thread: STOLEN SNOWBOARD in Breck

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    STOLEN SNOWBOARD in Breck

    So my roomate got his snowboard stolen out of his car today while he was at work. He was parked in the City Market lot and someone fucking sniped it out of a broken rear window (yeah asking for it, but come on...).

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    -Base is black with a red cross being picked up by a fish hook
    -Topsheet is red and black with Sessions and Dragon stickers
    -Black Tech9 binidngs

    If anyone sees someone riding this board, or finds one floating around on a craiglist or egay please, please BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. Then PM me and I will come take a crap on what is left of them. There aren't all that many of these boards out there, so if you see a Stepchild, take a closer look. My roomate is sponsored by them, but can't get another before the end of the season, and he's screwed now cause he had some photo shoots lined up. This is a matter of principle... all kleptos should be castrated and hung. Thanks guys.
    Last edited by GoEhuge; 04-10-2008 at 01:55 PM.
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    yup, breck sucks

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    Bump, because that was a bitch move and needs to be dealt with (and because only 106 people lookes at this)
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    Fucking low life pieces of shit. Will keep an eye out.

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    Post a pic??

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    Completely lame. I really wish your friend good luck. The scumbag who stole the board will hopefully get his someday.
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    karma bump

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    Heres the board... but like I said he's got a bunch of Sessions and Dragon Stickers on it.


    Here he is riding it. Little stoke during a crap situation.


    Thanks for the bumps guys.
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    "The idea wasnt for me, that I would be the only one that would ever do this. My idea was that everybody should be doing this. At the time nobody was, but this was something thats too much fun to pass up." -Briggs
    Quote Originally Posted by LeeLau View Post
    Wear your climbing harness. Attach a big anodized locker to your belay loop so its in prime position to hit your nuts. Double russian Ti icescrews on your side loops positioned for maximal anal rape when you sit down. Then everyone will know your radness
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    Man thats bullshit. Fucking low life scum.. thats a nice board to.. my bro rides the same one.

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    Hopefully without Sessions and Dragon stickers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by xXReaPaFieDXx View Post
    Man thats bullshit. Fucking low life scum.. thats a nice board to.. my bro rides the same one.
    What's his address?

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    One way to help stop or at least nab a few lowlife scum like gear thieves is to take a pic of your top sheet and base with your cell phone, digital, whatever. very helpful in recovering stolen skis and boards and very easy to quickly get an accurate description and image of the stolen gear out right away to lift operators, etc. we caught many theives this way, mostly because they were dumb enough to ride on the stolen gear.

    you'd be suprised how many people couldn't describe their stuff adequately, or they'd just say "it's the burton supermodel!" many cops don't know what that means. or they give us a catalog photo, sans bindings, and say, "but mine's covered in stickers."

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    UPDATE: Recovered

    Whoever the asshole was decided to ditch it on the side of Park Ave. It was sitting by the bus stop two days later and a friend of ours spotted it. Sickness.
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    Good to hear.
    "The idea wasnt for me, that I would be the only one that would ever do this. My idea was that everybody should be doing this. At the time nobody was, but this was something thats too much fun to pass up." -Briggs
    Quote Originally Posted by LeeLau View Post
    Wear your climbing harness. Attach a big anodized locker to your belay loop so its in prime position to hit your nuts. Double russian Ti icescrews on your side loops positioned for maximal anal rape when you sit down. Then everyone will know your radness
    More stoke, less shit.

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