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    Which 3 Maggots............

    ...............would you most like to push from a chairlift, NOT including those you've pushed before.

    (yea, this has been done before but you love this shit)

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    Hater.

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    Exclamation

    You can't post a question like that and not propose your own three first! I think that is some sort of unwritten (but now written) code!!

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    Geronimo, MPK, and Mr. Busdriver.
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    Originally posted by Yossarian
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    [hijack] I finally figured out WHO you are after like 2 weeks, boy am I dumb[hijack]

    I think I'll just jump off the lift and save someone the effort/jail time.
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    sheeet, Keoni, I been here all along. Just kinda quiet-like, thas all.
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    Talking

    ok I'll play in this one...

    but I'll only offer up one maggot, rather than 3.

    I'd like to push splat off the chairlift....only because I think the echoing, maniacal, "BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAahahahahahaaaaaaa"s on the way down would be just fuggin classic
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    I've met splat 3 times on short occations and even still he was the first person that I though of! For pretty much that reason.
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    I was thinking it would be fun to get DINMS and Bakerboy on the chair together, just to see what happens.

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    Me and bakerboy have been on a chair togather on more then one occation. Normally it goes like I think he's skis are old man predictable skis and he thinks I'm a jibber. Then I make fun of his hair. And he is terrible to ski with. "HEY LOOK!!!!!!! IT'S A LOG!!! LET'S JIB IT!"
    Last edited by DINMS; 10-13-2003 at 05:20 PM.
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    Originally posted by DINMS
    Me and bakerboy have been on a chair togather on more then one occation. Normally it goes like I think he's skis are old man predictable skis and he thinks I'm a jibber. Then I make fun of his hair. And he is terrible to ski with. "HEY LOOK!!!!!!! IT'S A LOG!!! LET'S JIB IT!"
    Hmmm, I'm lost. I didn't know that my Lawnchairs were "old man predictable skis", especially compared to your "Doctor-Lawyer" Pocket Rockets... Remember, you think I'm the jibber -- I just think you're an average teenager who is going thru what a lot of kids go thru, nothing fucking special at all. And what's wrong with my hair? It isn't quite the mullet of Dean, nor is it the hippie girly ponytail like that of Rene or hop, and its still the same color as I was born with... Again, I'm lost. And most importantly, if that log didn't want to get jibbed upon, it wouldn't have fallen over right there.

    All DINMS ever does on the chair is pull out his new "bong/pipe of the week" and tell me about it. Never offered to smoke at least. There's just something wrong about smoking out with a 13 year old.
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

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    bump by request of the drunk person with a mullet in this thread
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    Re: iiiiiiiiiiii

    Originally posted by nocebo
    yeah bring it ya'll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    if one of you ever showed your face on the lift to me, yeah, i'd wait till we were gonna unload then give your tush a shove so your collective chin would hit the offload ramp and you'd crash and burn to the amusement of thousands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be on espn2 and shit!!!
    k so on the Turner T-bar, before we cannibalized it and put in the recycled riblet, i bounced the T and yanked sideways after my friend unwieghted a tiny bit and left his ass unsupported hahaha then he was laughing before he hit the ground. i almost fell off myself convulsing with laughter that made me spit up the last bit of yellow snow i ate.
    psh only met one of you and you were so good to me i'd cook you sausage. it was love, really. and beer. beer and love, really.
    Whoa.
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    Re: Re: iiiiiiiiiiii

    Originally posted by char
    Whoa.
    Beer and love, apparently.
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

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    Originally posted by BakerBoy

    All DINMS ever does on the chair is pull out his new "bong/pipe of the week" and tell me about it. Never offered to smoke at least. There's just something wrong about smoking out with a 13 year old.
    It was a lightbulb vaporizer and...

    YOU FUCKING STOOD THERE FOR 15 MINS TRYING TO FIND OUT HOW YOU COULD JIB IT AND YOU NEVER EVEN DID ANYTHING!!!

    "Maybe I could crawl under it while you film it!" That takes real skills BB.
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