Can't manage a bicycle and is the leader of ...

**CaddyDaddy77** · 05-24-2004, 05:33 PM

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLIT...scrapes.ap.jpg

Ok, so Caption Contest.

Reporter "How did you recieve the abrasions on your face?"

Bush, "so I was riding my bike as fast as I could, trying to catch Lance, when..."Link

**Steven S. Dallas** · 05-24-2004, 05:39 PM

"Man, I wish the House of Saud would start trimming their butt hair. All the ass-kissing I do is beginning to chafe my sensitive facial areas."

**slim** · 05-24-2004, 05:47 PM

"I was chasin' terr-ists!"

**Telenater** · 05-24-2004, 05:57 PM

"That's the last time I say no to Cheney...."

**tranzformer** · 05-24-2004, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by CaddyDaddy77
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLIT...scrapes.ap.jpg

Ok, so Caption Contest.

Reporter "How did you recieve the abrasions on your face?"

Bush, "so I was riding my bike as fast as I could, trying to catch Lance, when..."Link

dont make fun of the guy cmon, Karry has problems too

http://washingtontimes.com/national/...2924-2653r.htm

**bigtwig00** · 05-24-2004, 06:09 PM

Mr. Kerry had his own bicycling mishap earlier this month, taking a spill while riding with Secret Service agents through Concord, Mass. Mr. Kerry fell when his bike hit a patch of sand.

kerry cant even flip a pancake, there are videos to prove this

**CantDog** · 05-24-2004, 07:07 PM

The Washington Times on about on par with most high school newspapers. I didnt actually think people around the city read it,(except maybe ultra right wingers would couldnt stand the constant attack on conservatives by the Post and wanted to feel good about themselves).

**gimpy** · 05-24-2004, 07:20 PM

as much as i despise that cretin, at least he was just finishing a 17 mile mtn bike ride.

**cj001f** · 05-24-2004, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by CantDog
The Washington Times on about on par with most high school newspapers. I didnt actually think people around the city read it,(except maybe ultra right wingers would couldnt stand the constant attack on conservatives by the Post and wanted to feel good about themselves).

The Washington Times is owned by the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, leader of the Unification Church (aka the moonies, the mass wedding cult). You forget the time is also ultra cheap for a local sub ($20 a year was one deal)

**grrrr** · 05-24-2004, 07:51 PM

So now the president is forced to deliver papers on his bike? What is this country coming to?

**summit** · 05-24-2004, 07:53 PM

moonies are creepy

**BobMc** · 05-24-2004, 07:57 PM

Wanna know something weird? If this guy was a maggot and posted pics of his face all mangled from biking or skiing, we'd all think it was pretty core...

BobMc

**CantDog** · 05-24-2004, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by cj001f
You forget the time is also ultra cheap for a local sub ($20 a year was one deal)

Which would explain the crappy writting.

Sorry, raised on the post and figured most newspapers were as good. Going from the Post to the Morning Sentinel was harsh.

ShadowBoxer · 05-24-2004, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by BobMc
Wanna know something weird? If this guy was a maggot and posted pics of his face all mangled from biking or skiing, we'd all think it was pretty core...

BobMc

Uh, no, we wouldn't. AKPM already did, than made it his avatar, and was heckled until he changed it. Did you think he was "core"?

**cj001f** · 05-24-2004, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by CantDog
Sorry, raised on the post and figured most newspapers were as good. Going from the Post to the Morning Sentinel was harsh.

I too was raised on the post - then was forced to deal with an inferior substitute ( Gannet paper

)

And now I deal with the Oregonian, and as we know, If it matters to Oregonians, it's in the Washington Post.

ShadowBoxer · 05-24-2004, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by CantDog
except maybe ultra right wingers would couldnt stand the constant attack on conservatives by the Post and wanted to feel good about themselves).

I think you're slamming on conservatives, but I couldn't make sense of what you posted. Care to make it coherent for us to read? You're making us liberals look really bad.

**iceman** · 05-24-2004, 08:38 PM

The Washington Times is an amazingly bad paper with a surprisingly good sports section.

**CantDog** · 05-24-2004, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by ShadowBoxer
I think you're slamming on conservatives, but I couldn't make sense of what you posted. Care to make it coherent for us to read? You're making us liberals look really bad.

Its kinda meant to be said real fast, with hypens between each word.

**Benny Profane** · 05-24-2004, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by gimpy
as much as i despise that cretin, at least he was just finishing a 17 mile mtn bike ride.

Nah, probably 6 miles around the ranch. But only history will tell. Like when one of the secret service guys is dying of cancer and tells his story of THE face plant. bwahhhahhahhhaaaaahhhaaaaaa.