"We don't want to go skiing today because it's snowing."

[Parvo]

Yes, that's what a ski-industry journalist told me today. I've been toadying these folks around for a week and today we were supposed to enjoy another day on the slopes. They call my cell as i'm getting ready in the parking lot and tell me they're going shopping then catching up on emails in their hotel room because of the weather.

so i had to go to work for fuks sake! and i'm looking out my office window and it's practically bluebird.

[vinzclortho]

you should quit.

Fight the power.

[~mikey b]

a co-worker who'd made a big deal out of some ski mission he'd planned for yesterday bagged out because "It's going to be snowy". Well, no shit. Mtns in winter = snowy. Yesterday ended up being pretty damned nice. I got in a great tour and skied some fun corn. Backoutboy got to sit in front of his confuser. Sissy.

[Parvo]

i'm considering posting an anon. message on his blog 'bout what a fairweatherpussy he is. everytime i look out my window i get more angrier

[Andy_B]

I've had that same thing happen a few times to me as well.

Had a large group of people showing up and they called it and account of snow. Is snow skiing not water skiing, cockgarage.

[yodaottis]

Even in the rain I think you're required to do 5 runs before quitting for weather related reasons.
Lightning doesn't count though.

[Tippster]

You should shoot him with your gun.

[Buster Highmen]

Ski, huh?

[Schmear]

Hey it's hard writing on those tiny little notepads in the wind. And the ink runs when they get wet.

[Parvo]

You should shoot him with your gun.

which gun? actually, that would be criminal, then i would become a restricted person unable to own guns legally and then I would become a gun-control advocate to enusre my future victims are unarmed.

[ptavv]

getting more angrier is more scarier

[Parvo]

Ski, huh?

i won't name names. i think he's on this forum because we talked about how resort marketing folks are frequently lurking here, particularly when there is a death on the slopes, ownership change, etc, to get a "man on the street" perspecteive from a group of highly-volatile, gossip-mongering, know-it-alls.

[Parvo]

getting more angrier is more scarier

you wanna come to my office to tell me how to do the english! i'll put a ski pole up your ass and that just may make me more happier.

[Buster Highmen]

i won't name names. i think he's on this forum because we talked about how resort marketing folks are frequently lurking here, particularly when there is a death on the slopes, ownership change, etc, to get a "man on the street" perspecteive from a group of highly-volatile, gossip-mongering, know-it-alls.

Well, at least the urinalist is being shown around by the right guy.

[vinzclortho]

a group of highly-volatile, gossip-mongering, know-it-alls.

who?.....us? NO.


seriously though, they are weak. they must not have watched Conan the Barbarian enough.

Warlord: Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[MakersTeleMark]

Had a large group of people showing up and they called it and account of snow.

ABPPS.

That's a new one for me.

[Parvo]

5" of fresh since 7 AM, then it got sunny, around 30º F high.
this guy writes about skiing for a living and ruint my day by making me work.
of course, he and his mrs. were all too happy to drink more free booze and eat extra desserts when they were obviously overserved. yet, when i said, "c'mon, it's going to be great", he tells me "well, we got two good days in. that's plenty"

[Dhelihiker]

I love going out when its bad weather- I feel all core and shit

[Benny Profane]

What's your job, may I ask? And how does it involve a large group of powder hating booghzwah types. You can be coy and obtuse, I'll figure it out.

[Arelius19]

I guess I could understand for average city folk that go for one little ski vacation a year but someone in the industry…

Kinda pathetic…

[The word Gaper is overused]

"I like to ski in sunshine."