Gaper Day is a Comin'

[coreshot-tourettes]

I went a different route last year. Instead of doing the fart bag, I went as a Texan, complete with cowboy hat, earmuffs and jeans tucked into the socks. This year I want to add a "Don't Mess with Texas" shirt and a fanny pack. So far, people have mentioned 3/30 & 4/1 at Breck, 4/12 at A-Basin, and 4/20 anywhere. If we could get a huge crew together for a weekend, that would probably be preferrable.

I'm doing the Texan thing as well this year.

Thinking about open carrying a .357 revolver while I'm at it... too much?

[Chicalorado]

Your a dude? What?


so why Chicalorado then?

It's a combination of Chicago and Colorado, not Chica Lorado. Don't have a sister. Don't have a GF. I have a wife, but those pics mysteriously disappeared when the Mrs. discovered they existed...sorry to disappoint.

[montanaskier]

4/13 at Vail

[teleripper]

is 4/13 still official closing day at vail?

i know that according to the website it is, but will they move it back a week as they have done in the past?

we do have the snow for it, do we have the workers?

anyone have beta on this? thanks

[smitchell333]

You ARE a JONG if you dont know this:

In that case the proper procedure is nakked sister pics if you dont have a sister a GF is acceptable

And shouldnt it be Chicagorado, Chicalorodo?

[Chicalorado]

You ARE a JONG if you dont know this:

And shouldnt it be Chicagorado, Chicalorodo?

I thought Chicagorado sounded weird. Why are you so concerned about my name anyway?

[madturtle]

^^^I'd suspect he might be trying to deflect from the fact that he just asked a dude for nekkid pics of himself.

[smitchell333]

Do you know how I know you're gay?

You naturally assumed I was asking for a guy's photos.

You have a queer user name.

Happy Jonging.

[brannen]

if im lucky, ill get all of this goodness from EBAY for $20
jacket - 7bucks


zubaz - 7bucks

hat - 3bucks
(not sure which one yet)


belt buckle flask - 3bucks


fitting in with the Texans...........Priceless

[flatNshallow]

Isn't the one on the right a 686 recent throwback?

yeah the kid on the right is rocking the TOTALLY RADICAL 686... I know its totally radically because it says so on the back. Funny thing was the kid asked me if he could get a picture - apparently he's putting together a coffee table book of fartbag pics. I should have made him promise to give me a copy.

I scored the Descente from CL for $20 - delivered. My Step daughter's review: It looks like a rainbow puked. Priceless.