Why do guys like to draw penises?

**TheDon** · 03-18-2008, 11:01 PM

I think it is so funny, but don’t really understand the physiology behind it. I think it is hilarious! I crack up when I go into a public restroom and some dumb ass has drawn one on the stall…so funny! My wife thinks I am retarded because I laugh so hard.

**kalisto** · 03-19-2008, 12:47 AM

My buddies draw them all over each others textbooks/homework... Gets a little ridiculous sometimes... They think it's funny as shit.

**Jumper Bones** · 03-19-2008, 01:07 AM

See Superbad???

**philippeR** · 03-19-2008, 03:09 AM

I agree with your wife.

**khakis** · 03-19-2008, 03:33 PM

because weiners are funny! And it's even funnier to make another guy look at a weiner

cuz then you get to call him a faggot, and kick him in the ass! Ha, full goat!

**Gerome** · 03-21-2008, 04:04 PM

I just saw Superbad last night. That shit was hilarious.

**MOHSHSIHd** · 03-21-2008, 04:08 PM

Its the best thing to inscribe on someones truck rear window, especially if they don't notice it and drive around for 3 days with a huge cock spewing on the back of their ride..

**dynodonkeyaltabird** · 03-21-2008, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by KaLiStO

My buddies draw them all over each others textbooks/homework... Gets a little ridiculous sometimes... They think it's funny as shit.

i did the exact same shit in school.

**Jumper Bones** · 03-22-2008, 01:33 AM

"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!"

**axebiker** · 03-22-2008, 09:16 PM

Why the fuck is this in the Tech section?

**Wes Mantooth** · 03-22-2008, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Jumper Bones

See Superbad???

It's some disorder. Like 8 percent of kids have it or something

**RootSkier** · 03-22-2008, 11:42 PM

Dry erase markers...have you ever gotten into your car first thing in the morning, hungover, ans seen a huge dick as big as your windshield staring you down?

Or how about a 6' dick on a picture window facing a busy street?

Good times.

**cliffhucker** · 03-23-2008, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by axebiker

Why the fuck is this in the Tech section?

ha ha... just asked myself why too, then I thought, the penis is actually a very important peice of machinery/technology, possibly more importaant than any other so why not?

**booner** · 03-23-2008, 06:27 PM

I used to have a real problem with this...drawing cocks on everything, all the time. I'm better now and only hit up the occasional fogged up car. And I have a signature cock...it's the same one every time.

**jon turner** · 03-23-2008, 06:52 PM

When I was in the dorms in college, we had a huge snowstorm come through, and almost every guy on my floor worked together to build one giant snow penis in the middle of the quad. They also liked to play the "penis game" and yell "get some" really loud in the hall. I wouldn't be surprised if many of them also indulged in a penis drawing from time to time.

**NippleHighPow** · 03-23-2008, 07:40 PM

One of the first times I went up to rock springs this season we were all looking around scoping out how things were filling in around zero G and Space Walk. Then SkiJunky points out that someone went out of their way to make an enormous skin track shaped like a giant penis. Truly priceless. I only wish my camera phone took more detailed pictures.

**klaxed** · 03-23-2008, 09:15 PM

Cause it's hilarious. Me and some of my friends will draw penises in each others notebooks during lectures to spice them up a bit. And if someone leaves the room for a drink or something, oh he is een for eet. He gets a giant cock across a page or two buried deep in his notebook where he won't find it for several days later.

**leroy jenkins** · 03-23-2008, 10:11 PM

All the guys I've ever known that thought shit like that was funny were either

A. Very stupid

B. Commonly thought to be closet homosexuals

C. Both

Of course this doesn't apply to Superbad.