Monoboards or GLOBAL WARMINGS?
Monoboards
GLOBAL WARMINGS
Monoboards or GLOBAL WARMINGS?
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Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly - the Spiders From Mars. He played it left hand, but made it to far - became the Special Man, and we were Ziggy's band. Ziggy really sang - screwed up eyes and a screwed-down hairdo, like some cat from Japan. He could lick 'em by smiling or he could leave 'em to hang. He came on so loaded, man - well-hung and snow-white tan.
Thanks for putting that song in my head Jer. I'm off to slay some fresh on my monoboard!
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Walking through the market square - so many mothers crying. The news had just come over - we had five years left to die in. Al Gore came on and told us the earth was really dying. He wept so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying.
I should throw some bindings on my old monoski and take it out this weekend to commence the Global Coolings.![]()
720, THAT is a fucking great idea. FIGHT GLOBAL WARMINGS WITH MONOBOARDS!!!
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There's a monoskier waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds.
I'm an alligator. I'm a monoskier commin' for you. I'm a space invader - I'll be a GLOBAL WARMINGS!!! bitch for you.
I wont tell anyone, your secret is safe with me!
Stay off my internet bitches.
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