Why are you still in an unhappy marriage/relationship?

[willywhit]

I've been in a terrible, abusive relationship for quite a few years now. But... things have really gotten better about six months ago, since I threw her down into the basement and put a padlock on the cellar door.

How's that workin' out for ya ?

[G]

God, If I only had a basement well like that...






...And some lotion.

[InspectorGadget]

Mrs. Gadget and I will celebrate our 20th anniversary this August. It seem like it's been 10. I just wanted to post in this thread, so I checked other.


If you're not happy, find a way out. Preferably one that doesn't show up on the front page of the newspaper.

[timvwcom]

Mrs. Gadget and I will celebrate our 20th anniversary this August. It seem like it's been 10...

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days and the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days and the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Steve Martin - The Jerk