http://www.gadling.com/2008/03/12/su...arries-a-goat/
Sudan man marries a goat
by Iva Skoch
This is an important security announcement for all of you, who plan on a) visiting Sudan b) engaging in sexual relations with farm animals, or c) both. Stay away from goats in Sudan!
Let this story serve as a lesson to you. A man from Sudan has been forced to take a goat as his wife after he was caught having sex with the animal, BBC reports. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders and they ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
The intercourse happened the night before Valentine's day (awww) and as far as anyone knows, they are still together. The newlyweds are registered at Pottery Barn (they should be, at least.)
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03-13-2008, 07:27 PM #1
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Paging 72twenty (and others from WY): Man and Goat Related
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Seize the day, trusting little in the future.
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03-21-2008, 11:45 PM #2
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HA! insert that pic of skibuminwyo boofooing a goat here!
i dont slay ur groomerz with teh steeze so dont carve corduroy in r park nOOb!
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