Ass smack = juvi?

[bagtagley]

A co-worker just came back from his son's school after being called in because his son smacked a girl on the ass. The kid was suspended from school, the parents are threatening pressing charges, and the kid was ticketed by the police and will be brought up on misdemeanor charges in juvenile court.

Now, let me just say that as the father of a daughter, I'd just as soon strangle any kid that put a hand on my daughter. However, as an ex-teenage boy, I realize that if I'd been brought up on charges for every ass I grabbed in junior high and high school, I'd be serving a life sentence.

I'm not saying this behavior is okay, but isn't court a bit much?

[Hutch]

That probably won't get too far in the justice system, but it will probably prevent him from violating the personal space of his fellow students for a while.

How old?

[timvwcom]

The son needs to call and try and make amends asap. Don't know if trying to speak with the girl, or the father/mother would be better, but some groveling contrition is definitely in order... (Will make dropping the case easier for the other side when they hit a road block.)

[Tippster]

That probably won't get too far in the justice system, but it will probably prevent him from violating the personal space of his fellow students for a while.

How old?

This is Utah. If the girl is Mormon and the boy isn't then he's fucked.

[bagtagley]

That probably won't get too far in the justice system, but it will probably prevent him from violating the personal space of his fellow students for a while.

How old?

8th grade? I'm not real friendly with the guy, he just talks loud.

I also want to add the following. We weren't HS sweethearts, but I went to HS w/ my wife. I mentioned this incident to her, and she thought it was pretty ridiculous. She then reminded me of the time I grabbed her ass in Biology, and she proceeded to beat the shit out of me.

[philippeR]

How old ?
I'll get shit for this, being french and all, but when I was a teenager that's the kind of stuff girls used to settle with a good slap in the face of the offender...
Lesson learned the hard way : Girls don't find ass smack funny...

Edit : He's way too young. This is retarded.

[Tye 1on]

Have Iceman write a note to the principal's office.

[Parvo]

my ex-mother-in-law told me a kid at her school, 6th grade i think, was suspended and charged with sexual assault for pantsing another kid.

[tigerstripe40]

Have Iceman write a note to the principal's office.

Then have The principal PM Rontele?

[summit]

When I was in kindergarten I tried to kiss all the girls on the bus one day on the way to school. I was put in time out for getting out of my seat on the bus and I didn't get to play with the wooden blocks. I was so sad and learned my lesson. Today, I'd probably be expelled and sent to a school for troubled kids.

[Viva]

Today, I'd probably be expelled and sent to a school for troubled kids.

Where you'd join the rest of us.

[P_McPoser]

When I was in kindergarten I tried to kiss all the girls on the bus one day on the way to school. I was put in time out for getting out of my seat on the bus and I didn't get to play with the wooden blocks. I was so sad and learned my lesson. Today, I'd probably be expelled and sent to a school for troubled kids.

This must be the Summit that you channel in that golden hour of time that "charming summit" exists between normal summit and hammered summit.

[nick > jesus]

This must be the Summit that you channel in that golden hour of time that "charming summit" exists between normal summit and hammered summit.

the time between normal summit and hammered summit is about three beers and shot. that is a small window for charming summit to come alive

[axebiker]

This could've all been avoided if he smacked her on the ass and said, "Good game".

[Nanuq]

I wonder if the school would have reacted the same if it had been reveresed, with the girl giving a good solid ass-slap to the dude.

[BigDaddyLionfish]

Did the girl mind? Cus if she didn't it seems incredibly pointless (like if she is his friend or something)

[Donkey Punch]

When I was in kindergarten I tried to kiss all the girls on the bus one day on the way to school. I was put in time out for getting out of my seat on the bus and I didn't get to play with the wooden blocks. I was so sad and learned my lesson. Today, I'd probably be expelled and sent to a school for troubled kids.

Dude, I did the same thing in 1st grade. I still remember my neighbor Sara even kissed back, and then wouldn't leave me alone.

[doughboyshredder]

, I realize that if I'd been brought up on charges for every ass I grabbed in junior high and high school, I'd be serving a life sentence.

Then you were a sexist asshole.

Being brought up on charges, maybe a bit much, but I am sure there are a lot of circumstances we don't know about.

[TBS]

There was a similar case recently in a small town outside Portland. Middle School boys were running down the hall slapping girls' butts. There was also a tit-poke if I remember correctly, as much as is possible with 12 year old girls. This had been part of an ongoing ritual, and both boys and girls butts were slapped by the opposite sex. Well, the parents of one girl got wound up and the two boys were hauled up on felony sex abuse charges. The victims ('cept one) didn't want to press charges but by then the wheels of justice were on a roll and bound for glory. The boys ultimately got off but they went thru way more hell than they deserved because of one parent without a sense of perspective and an overzealous DA. See http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3406214&page=1

Strongly recommend (as the father of girls) that the kid and his parents meet ASAP with the girl/her parents and apologize. It sounds like it's the right thing to do, will happen eventually anyway, and is prolly less painful to do early before somebody goes all PC and shit gets out of hand.

And Dads, take a note from Philippe - teach your daughters to knee miscreants in the balls. Nothing empowered my 15YO so much as watching a Senior douchebag drop to his knees and puke after she forcefully executed such maneuver when he "invaded her personal space". And we never got a call from the school or the police...

[timvwcom]

And Dads, take a note from Philippe - teach your daughters to knee miscreants in the balls. Nothing empowered my 15YO so much as watching a Senior douchebag drop to his knees and puke after she forcefully executed such maneuver when he "invaded her personal space". And we never got a call from the school or the police...

Thanks, great reminder!!! My girls are 17 and 15... Think they'd stand for me trying to teach them this now? I think our neck of the woods is about as safe as it gets, but idiot pervert boys are everywhere... This place proves it!

[InspectorGadget]

... girls used to settle with a good slap in the face of the offender...

Frontier justice still has its place.

[summit]

There was a similar case recently in a small town outside Portland. Middle School boys were running down the hall slapping girls' butts. There was also a tit-poke if I remember correctly, as much as is possible with 12 year old girls. This had been part of an ongoing ritual, and both boys and girls butts were slapped by the opposite sex. Well, the parents of one girl got wound up and the two boys were hauled up on felony sex abuse charges. The victims ('cept one) didn't want to press charges but by then the wheels of justice were on a roll and bound for glory. The boys ultimately got off but they went thru way more hell than they deserved because of one parent without a sense of perspective and an overzealous DA. See http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3406214&page=1

What happened to the days where the principal would just give them a paddling instead of having the justice system ruin their lives PERMANENTLY by making them registered sex offenders?

[Nanuq]

^^^ It's the fall of Rome summit.

The US "justice" system is anything but just.

Cases like this destroy kids lives before they can even get started. We try juveiles as adults. We have the highest rate of incarceration for any country in the WORLD. And then we ask questions like you just did but do nothing to solve the problem.

Too much fuucking bad TV and population which has been whipped into a violent, frothing at the mouth frenzy, all demanding anyone they perceive as having digressed even a little to be "locked up and throw away the key and gang raped while in prison."

Sickening.

[Hillary Rodham Clinton]

Then you were a sexist asshole.

If you never had a girl grab your ass in school, you must be one ugly dude. And,

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sexism
1: prejudice or discrimination based on sex




Here’s you calling Europeans fags, which is prejudice towards Europeans, and gays.

And maybe you're a euro fag?

Hypocrite

[squatch]

This must be the Summit that you channel in that golden hour of time that "charming summit" exists between normal summit and hammered summit.

How many drinks would it take to get the 1st grade summit drunk? Extrapolating from current observations, I'm going to guess is that all it took was the smell of alcohol