Hey Blurred!

[Nanuq]

Tell you what sport. Time for you to put up or shut up.

I am formally inviting you up here to ski. I'll open up one of my guest cabins so you can even bring a guest.

Serious invite. You get here, the guest cabin is yours, and I'l even play host for dinners. BUT, we ski. We ski every day possible. We will be skinning, skiing and spending time in the BC.

And here is the thing sweetheart, you will get schooled by a guy with a bad case of the "shakes."

We can video it to, to show to the Mags here how you got schooled by a dude with a degenarative neurologic disorder. And then, we can really throw down and say that if I do school you (which i will) you have to donate the equivalent cost of the housing to a Parkinson's Research Fund. If I get schooled by you, I have to do the same.

What do you say champ? Ready to put up or shut up?

[iceman]

Jesus, not another ski-off.

[Jer]

... ...
You pathetic drooling gimp.
I could outski you on overhanging blue ice with both legs tied behind my back and over my head. Yeah, that's right.
And using just one bent 1947 Head ski with dull aluminum edges.

gaper. u == poned!

Man up or shut up, throw down or go home, get real or ,,, uh, ... PM the addy & leave the keys in the mailbox. Thxs.

[AlpineJunkie]

Ski-off? I thought they are called dance-offs? Ski-offs are ski races.

[AlpineJunkie]

you have to donate the equivalent cost of the housing to a Parkinson's Research Fund. If I get schooled by you, I have to do the same.

Well which fund will you have to contribute to then for his sake? The US Ski Team?

[newschoolerz]

first decent post I've read by nanuq, and I don't even pretend to know shit.

[iceman]

trust me, you definitely know shit.

[newschoolerz]

Thanks Ice. Oh, and contrary to popular rumors, I am not your kid. At least I think so. No, I'm not.

[JimmyCarter]

So it's a race down the K-12 then?

[newschoolerz]

This quote seems appropriate here:

A chick challenging me on skis would be a fucking joke. I don't think I could stop laughing to even start the "contest".

[Nanuq]

This quote seems appropriate here:

Oh christ, don't encourage that jackass. Just giving him a quote line is going to make him pee all over himself with excitement.

[MrZach]

Time for kung-foo Mr.T action?

[newschoolerz]

Ski-off? I thought they are called dance-offs? Ski-offs are ski races.

Time for kung-foo Mr.T action?

This is more what I envisioned

[AlpineJunkie]

[Skidog]

So it's a race down the K-12 then?

On one ski

M

[flyby]

Firstly, is that jean-claude van damme? holy shit.

And secondly, Nanuq, until we see some of your TR's I don't think anyone's going to be very impressed.

Let's see a pic of you doing this:

[newschoolerz]

Yes that is in fact Jean Claude. He keeps it real in Breakin 2, the Electric Bugaloo.

[Adolf Allerbush]

Firstly, is that jean-claude van damme? holy shit.

And secondly, Nanuq, until we see some of your TR's I don't think anyone's going to be very impressed.

Let's see a pic of you doing this:

Skiing forum JONG!!!!!

[skibuminwyo]

Hmmmmm. *goes and gets the popcorn* This should only continue to get better.

[Super G]

I once saw Breakin' 2 three times in one weekend and never knew Van Damme was in there. He sure looks like a poofter in that clip

[iceman]

I once saw Breakin' 2 three times in one weekend

How can that happen?

[My Pet Powder Goat]

How can that happen?

-"oooohhhhhh Powned"

[summit]

well as long as one of my blurred pics is contributing to this oh so interesting thread, might as well throw in my favorite one:

[skifishbum]

You sure you don't want to warm up on a couple old men like Ice and I before you go gunning for the big game?
Any how I'll be in your neck of the woods next week. If weather socks in and can't fly in can I come hang out and cunt on the interweb all day?