what to do when your travelling partner might flake out at the last minute?

[Grange]

My buddy bailed on me on our trip to Hawaii. I went anyway and had a great time. I did however had to cut the trip in half to keep it affordable.

[Rascal King]

Originally posted by powslut

ever see that Timmy Ho's commercial? fuck. if someone is going to mistreat you they are going to do regardless of whether or not you are bearing flags on your back.

powslut, that was a coffee mug that the dude picked up other canadian, that was fuking retarded, you dont go to foriegn place to meet other canadian, you go and screw hot foreign bitches!

[powslut]

Originally posted by Rascal King
you dont go to foriegn place to meet other canadian, you go and screw hot foreign bitches!

completely agreed. Canadians are retarded.

[Superstar Punani]

Originally posted by powslut
anyone know any good pick up lines in Tagalog? (other then waving cash around the girly bars)

Body parts
Tits = Suso (pron. soo-soh)
Ass = Puwet (pron. pwet)
Pussy = Pekpek / Puke (pronounced poo-keh)
Kantot = Fuck
Titi = penis

Adjectives
Malaki = big
Mahigpit = tight
Basa = wet
Masarap = Yummy / Delicious

Swearing 101
Putang ina mo = You son of a bitch (severe insult)
Tarantado / Gago = Asshole/jerk/etc
Hayop (literally means animal, but a pretty bad insult that will get you into fights)

Misc.
Ko = mine (use at end of sentence)
Mo = yours

You can often combine these insults for better effect. For example: "Putang ina mo, tarantadong hayop" has a greater effect that the three insults separated.

Examples
Gusto ko ng _____
I want some ______

Magkantotan tayo
Let's Fuck

Maganda ka
You're beautiful

Tagalog 101.

Gusto ko ng pekpek (1 point)
Gusto ko ng masarap na pekpek (2 points)
Gusto ko ng masarap na mahigpit na basang pekpek (3 points)

Malaki ang titi ko!

Malaki ang suso mo!

To be continued....

[Crinkle]

a really good friend of mine is Phillipino, so I got her to send me some catchy phrases, some might be repeats as I'm seeing what Punani posted.

Bakit gusto mo ng mangga? (why do you like mangoes?)

Sino ako? (who am I?) - tell him it means who are YOU?

lyan ay lapis titi. (That is a pencil penis.)

Ako si baog. (I am impotent)

Ako may maliit titi. (I have a small penis...)

and one you can actually use:
Ikaw ay maganda (you are beautiful)

[irul&ublo]

Originally posted by splat
Never trust your happiness in the hands of others.

Unless you're at The Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

[Superstar Punani]

I forgot a key phrase.....

"SINONG TATAY MO?"

"Who's Your Daddy?"

[warthog]

So saying "Nice Tities" will not get you the desired response. Or maybe it will?????

[powslut]

i'm out. thanks for letting me vent.

[irul&ublo]

How do you say "eh" in Tagalog?

[Stoysluttie1]

What do you do...invite one of us on your buddies expense.

[gonzo]

Crinkle - Punani's are WAY better than yours.

[divegirl]

Travelling alone rocks. Especially internationally, if you know the language!! You meet a bunch of people at hostels, and have fun times you will recount for years to come. I can't wait to book my next international trip. This post will make me daydream for days.

And I was going to ask my roommate for pickup lines in her native language tonight, but it apears powslut already left. Hope he has a great trip...

[warthog]

Originally posted by warthog
So saying "Nice Tities" will not get you the desired response. Or maybe it will?????

Come on, nobody? I...I...thought it was at least a little funny.


See, tities here means tities, but there it would be like saying nice penises....which... which... is really not what you were saying, so it is ummmm, funny ha hA HaHAHAHA.

no?

someone please help me

[DaveTV]

I trust you are bringing a LONELY PLANET or ROUGH GUIDE