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    I know some people who don't ski at all
    Now that is fucking weird.

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    THE HARDEST THING ABOUT TELESKIING....


    IS TELLING YOUR FATHER YOU'RE GAY.
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    Some might say it is a matter of skill...not boots/bindings...that makes a shredder a shredder. After riding with mostly alpine skiers/AT skiers/boarders during my time in the mountains...I can say I rarely hear "hurry up". Maybe when they're asking me to get my camera out at the bottom of the hill...while I'm waiting for them to follow my tracks...

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    This thread makes me feel sad on the inside.

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    ... I say... do whatever you feel like.

    But... I heard Crossman locked his heel down for the CB comp. I know he did for the quals at least... I'm not sure about the rest of the comp.

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    Nothing wrong with that

    Quote Originally Posted by telek View Post
    ... I say... do whatever you feel like.

    But... I heard Crossman locked his heel down for the CB comp. I know he did for the quals at least... I'm not sure about the rest of the comp.
    "lock your heal ski for real" we all end up at the bottom.
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  8. #108
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    Maybe when they're asking me to get my camera out at the bottom of the hill...while I'm waiting for them to follow my tracks...
    Sounds like an awesome posse you preside over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loJack View Post
    Sounds like an awesome posse you preside over.
    Well, that would depend on the definition of "awesome". I preside over no-one but myself.

    Whatever makes you feel good inside...

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    Whatever does make me feel good inside.

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    Ehh I could care less in fact, if you want to apreciate every slider just go to a shitty state like PA.

    No one can drive if it even looks like it is going to snow and every pissy menepasual whore on their way to the Rotten-Fish-Skank-My-Husband-Won't-Go-Down-On-Me-Douche Store won't shut the fuck up about the cold weather.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    AT = After Tele.
    fucking gold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeleTeufel View Post
    Can't let this die!!!!

    Tele is the new new school and is taking over. We will crush the rest!!! muahahah
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    This is my dad can beat up your dad 30 years later

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    Quote Originally Posted by hemas View Post
    Yes, telewanking sucks..

    But it's still one of the few sports that makes uphill skiing possible... a'la Shane McSchlonkey in Walls of Freedom (or was it 1999, I forgot).
    Wow, I'm blown away. Someone doing a 180 on a park jump, but wait, HE"S CROUCHING DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN HE LANDS?!!!!???!!??

    OMG THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL< CROUCHING DOWN ON ONE KNEE?

    I'm learning to tele now.


    You know what I don't like about telefags? I have known some awesome tele skiers, and I have never seen any of them get in some dumbass conversation about how their sport is better than other sports. The only tele'ers I hear saying stupid things about how their sport is superior are the ones that can't ski regardless what bindings they choose. Not that there is anything wrong with not being an uber sick badass skier, but when you suck AND have a big mouth, expect people to make fun of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    ...I have never seen any of them get in some dumbass conversation about how their sport is better than other sports. The only tele'ers I hear saying stupid things about how their sport is superior are the ones that can't ski regardless what bindings they choose. Not that there is anything wrong with not being an uber sick badass skier, but when you suck AND have a big mouth, expect people to make fun of you.
    For great justice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeleTeufel View Post
    Are people afraid that there are now a lot of ripping teleskiers? I think a lot of alpiners on the east coast are. Out west everybody is chill and it's all good. That's how I feel about it. Not that it really matters to me, but I hate the snottish alpine (pretty much always the bumper crew) skiers that look down their noses at teleskiers. I think they are intimidated by the fact that a teleskier pulls up next to them and can leave them in the dust in the bumps. It's a weird thing but it always happens. Seems like an east coast Jersey crowd sort of thing. If you are a teleskier in the bumps, near the bumper crowd, they always have some remarks. Pretty funny actually.
    Stop smegging out your ass you worthless duct taped bump basher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeleTeufel View Post
    Are people afraid that there are now a lot of ripping teleskiers?
    Yeah, you figured it out.

    Now go take your profound insight back to telemarktips, where you so obviously belong.

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    I didn't think people skied moguls anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headier View Post
    do you look down your nose at those that can't Tele, no matter how good they may be at their lesser sport

    Everybody knows Tele skiers can't carve turns, ski powder or take air.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    THE HARDEST THING ABOUT TELESKIING....


    IS TELLING YOUR FATHER YOU'RE GAY.


    Classic.
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