Creation or Evilution

[Tectonically_Neglected]

A youtube vid shows gives pretty cool reasoning towards evelution

You decide.

[Lefty]

Come on, give it one more try...

[My Pet Powder Goat]

I've made my decision,

that man, Mr. miller is a minion of Satan.

pretty easy 2 see really he uses lots of "fancy", evil and difficult 2 understand words.


but cereal, I do believe creationist short change themselves by not understanding and educating themselves about geology and evolution.

[hutash]

Nothing new there. Creation has been put to rest by all but creationist. The new game is to redefine creation.

[Gerome]

evilution is evil. There's no way around that. It is just wrong and eevilll.

I prefer evolution, cause you can drive real fast in one of those mitsubishis.

[yooper]

Creation or Evilution

A youtube vid shows gives pretty cool reasoning towards evelution

You decide.

Maybe in the future your ancestors will evolve into a family of good spellers.

[Dantheman]

The new game is to redefine creation.

Cdesignproponists would take offense to that.

[iscariot]

Nothing new there. Creation has been put to rest by all but creationist. The new game is to redefine creation.

Isn't it repackaged as "Intelligent Design."

An oxymoron, like:

deafening silence
military intelligence
postal service
country music
etc...

[iceman]

evilution is evil. There's no way around that. It is just wrong and eevilll.

I prefer evolution, cause you can drive real fast in one of those mitsubishis.

I prefer Evelution, 'cause it'd be awesome if we were all descended from Evel Knievel.

[yooper]

I prefer Evelution, 'cause it'd be awesome if we were all descended from Evel Knievel.

That would be sweet.

[AlpineJunkie]

Well I'm not religious or anything but I'd rather think that I came from a perfect god then something that sticks it's finger in it's butt and sniffs it.

[The Suit]

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there.

...

Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!

[iscariot]

Well I'm not religious or anything but I'd rather think that I came from a perfect god then something that sticks it's finger in it's butt and sniffs it.

Like your dad never scratched and sniffed...just sayin'...

[hutash]

I think the correct term is "Elvilution"

Since many think of Elvis as God it could be the answer to the "Grand Unification Theory" Einstein tried so had to work out.

[Happy Fun Ball]

I prefer Evelution, 'cause it'd be awesome if we were all descended from Evel Knievel.

I'm sorry, Evel Knievel is in the Axis of Evil. He does not qualify.

Update Here

[ski_adk]

Why can't evolution be the tool that a Creator uses? Why does it have to be that everything was created instantly through spontaneous Creator-induced generation?

And, say that the Creationists are right -- that all things are spontaneously generated by a Creator, then shouldn't we do all that we can to keep from eradicating said things from existence? I mean, wouldn't killing off the Creator's things possibly make him mad? If so, then wouldn't you think that the Creationists would have higher priorities than jawing at a bunch of stupid scientists? Environmentalism and charity are 2 activities that come mind...