Butt Facials?

[TheDingleberry]

So this is what the topic of conversation was on KROQ in LA on my drive to work yesterday.

Ass Waxing and Asshole Bleaching!!!

It appears that this is the growing trend in LA. Many ladies are now requesting these services at LA area salons! Is this not fucking crazy! I mean I could see an ass facial to make a perfectly smooth ass would be cool, but asshole bleaching to remove discoloration? WTF? This town is nuts.

[Buster Highmen]

Ride my face to Chicago
Ride it all night long
Ride my face to Chicago
Ride it all night long

Say oo-wee-oo-oo
(Oo-wee-oo-oo)
You can say that!
(Oo-wee-oo-oo)
One more time!
(Oo-wee-oo-oo)
Oh, well

Ride my . . .
Ride my face to Chicago
Ride it all night long
Ride my face to Chicago
Ride it all night long

All aboard?
(Oo-wee-oo-oo)
The train is leaving soon
(Oo-wee-oo-oo)
You must be on board for the ticket
(Oo-wee-oo-oo)
Will that be an aisle or a window?

Ride my . . . (Ride my!)
Ride on my face
Ride on my face
Ride on my face

Ride my face to Chicago
Ride it all night long
Ride my face to Chicago
Ride it all night long

Say oo-wee-oo-wee-wee-wee-wee
(Oo-wee-oo-oo)
Oo-wee-wee-oo oo-wee-oo oo-wee-wee
(Oo-wee-oo-oo)
Tell 'em what they win, Bob!
(Oo-wee-oo-oo)
From the spinning catalog!

Ride my . . .
Ride on my face
Ride on my face
(Pocket Fisherman!)
Ride on my face
Ride on my face
(Veg-O-Matic!)
Ride on my face
Ride on my face
(Oo-wee!)
Ride on my face
Ride my . . .

[CaddyDaddy77]

I thought my topic was far-reaching, this really takes the cake, or, um, something.

[Spicoli]

"Honey..."

"Yes Dear, "

"I'll be back in a while..."

"Where ya goin"?"

"To the salon, I'm getting the brown-eye bleached"

"Are ya gettin' waxed too?"

[TheDingleberry]

Originally posted by CaddyDaddy77
I thought my topic was far-reaching, this really takes the cake, or, um, something.

I promise this is what they were talking about yesterday.

[13]

Damn, I'm behind the times. I mean, I don't even shave my chest.

[acostiga]

is the irony of "TheDingleberry" being so concerned with ass waxing lost upon everyone else?

[TheDingleberry]

Originally posted by acostiga
is the irony of "TheDingleberry" being so concerned with ass waxing lost upon everyone else?

I was wondering how long that would take.

[acostiga]

i need to post much more infrequently. sorry.

[skiguide]

as if the Porn industry hasn't been doing this forever! where have you been?

[CaddyDaddy77]

Originally posted by skiguide
as if the Porn industry hasn't been doing this forever! where have you been?

Ummm, not in the porn industry?

[13]

Originally posted by skiguide
as if the Porn industry hasn't been doing this forever! where have you been?

Where have you been?!

[divegirl]

Originally posted by skiguide
as if the Porn industry hasn't been doing this forever! where have you been?

No kidding.

Have you guys heard of people who go into a "salon" for water-flushing enemas? A friend of mine gets this done every 3-5 months or so....basically, it's to flush out your system. Apparently, according to him, it gives you a cleansed feeling...spiritually and physically. The woman who does this - it's now her full time job and she gets a whole wide range of people going to her for this.

I have NOT tried it.

[CantDog]

Originally posted by divegirl
No kidding.

Have you guys heard of people who go into a "salon" for water-flushing enemas? A friend of mine gets this done every 3-5 months or so....basically, it's to flush out your system. Apparently, according to him, it gives you a cleansed feeling...spiritually and physically. The woman who does this - it's now her full time job and she gets a whole wide range of people going to her for this.

I have NOT tried it.

I find that eating a bag of craisins clears out the system pretty well too. Dried papaya does the trick also.

[trainnvain]

Originally posted by divegirl
No kidding.

Have you guys heard of people who go into a "salon" for water-flushing enemas? A friend of mine gets this done every 3-5 months or so....basically, it's to flush out your system. Apparently, according to him, it gives you a cleansed feeling...spiritually and physically. The woman who does this - it's now her full time job and she gets a whole wide range of people going to her for this.

I have NOT tried it.

Yep, the massage therapist in my chiropactor's office has a a rate sheet in her office. One day I saw "Colonic flush/cleansing somethingorother" on the sheet of services. Bad visuals while I'm getting my massage.

Lifted from EROS Journal:

EROS Journal

White Chocolate Starfish
Staff writer, yasmin Element discusses the ins and outs of the anal bleaching craze sweeping hollywood...



The tools of the trade!!!
I was reading Suzie Bright’s Best of American Erotica #10 the other day, when I came across a very amusing short story called, Courtney Cox’s Asshole. The significance of the celebrity asshole in this fictional story was that it had undergone a little known cosmetic procedure called anal bleaching. ‘What is this phenomenon?’ I asked myself and swiftly logged on to the net, determined to get to the bottom of it (boom-boom!). But after a couple of hours searching, I discovered very little.
What I can gather is that anal beaching is the process by which the brownish-pigmented skin around the anus is rubbed with either, hydroquinone, kojic or mandelic acid, until it is the same colour as the rest of your skin. Bearberry and liquorice extract is also said to be effective, for those who prefer a more homeopathic treatment – but I wouldn’t suggest trying this at home folks.

People seem far more interested in who gets anally bleached than the actual phenomenon itself. Many celebrities are rumoured to regularly receive the procedure; Actress, Lara Flynn Boyle is said to be the internet patron saint of anal bleaching and apparently all the porn stars get it done.

The whole practise seems to be shrouded in secrecy. Strippers all over Los Angeles claim to have it done on a regular basis by underground cosmetic surgeons, but no one can tell you where to get it done. Is butt-bleaching a cosmetic urban legend or a well kept secret of the sex/entertainment industry – and if so, what's the big deal? I’m sure bleaching is not the best thing for your butt-hole but it can’t be any worse for you than breast implants or getting a labia, nip and tuck. Why all the secrecy? Are people afraid to admit they’ve had it done? Lighten up guys!!!!

One has to ask why would anyone want their anus lightened in the first place? Is it because a brown date appears dirty? Or is it just another attempt to mutilate the natural female form? And it does appear to be mostly women who have it done. Perhaps it is an expression of subconscious racism - Is white supremacy rearing its ugly bum? Well I’ve got news for all you butt-bleaching bigots… everyone’s skin colour is the same in the dark and every racist’s asshole is brown in the light.

The conclusion I’ve come to is that anal bleaching is simply the result of Hollywood’s quest for eternal youth. You see everyone is born with a shiny, pink, rosebud of an anus, but as we grow older, the skin gets darker and darker with the built up stain of all the craps we take throughout our lives. Therefore, by bleaching your sphincter, it will appear renewed and youthful – It’s like a face-lift for your ass!

So next time you book in to your local beauty parlour for a manicure, facial or Brazilian waxing, make sure you ask them if you can get your anus bleached as well – or next time you bend over you may be accused of looking your age.

By: Yasmin Element

[skiguide]

Originally posted by 13
Where have you been?!

um, not in the porn industry....

but i've never watched a porno & thought, wow, i can't believe they are naturally that clean & bare there! kinda obvious that work gets done down there

but i'd guess most of you don't really think about it when watching porn.

yea, those enemas have been pretty popular in spas for awhile now - a bit of a weight loss technique... most disgusting thing i've ever heard related to that was Matt Damon talking about them on Leno.

[splat]

Haven't you ever seen that Steve Martin movie?

"I had no idea I had a cheeseburger from 1974 stuck in my colon."

[The AD]

This now takes the honor for "worst thread I've read during lunch."

EDIT: Just thought of something pretty funny. Since toothpaste manufacturers have been selling whitening toothpaste for years, can Charmin ass whitening TP be far behind?

[CaddyDaddy77]

Originally posted by The AD
This now takes the honor for "worst thread I've read during lunch."

Really, what did you expect?

Oh, I think some folks have been using ass-widening tp for awhile now.

[The AD]

It's like a car crash. How can you NOT look at a topic named "Butt Facials?"

[Bender]

Don't talk. Don't talk. It makes it crawl back up.

[CaddyDaddy77]

Originally posted by Bender
Don't talk. Don't talk. It makes it crawl back up.

This is one of the better alises in a long time.

[Spicoli]

Just keep this thread in mind the next time someone talks about “skiing the corn”