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  1. #26
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    splat is from the ghetto?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    splat is from the ghetto?
    It's hard to be more ghetto than gettin run outta the trailer park by the South Side Viejitaz.
    Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrieRon View Post
    It's hard to be more ghetto than gettin run outta the trailer park by the South Side Viejitaz.
    Fear the old ladies.

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    Yeah, the tp is ghetto. There was a little old lady and a little old man who just prowled us all day and all night until we were gone. They both drove red cars. After they ran us out I fukked with them just a little. There's a chalkboard on the street at the entrance where they write community announcements and crap. I got some chalk and wrote "Peeping Tom Prowler in Red Car. Lock your Doors, Close Your Curtains, Hide Your Children, Call the Police."

    Those cars didn't leave their driveways for two months.
    They even put it in the community newsletter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Yeah, the tp is ghetto. There was a little old lady and a little old man who just prowled us all day and all night until we were gone. They both drove red cars. After they ran us out I fukked with them just a little. There's a chalkboard on the street at the entrance where they write community announcements and crap. I got some chalk and wrote "Peeping Tom Prowler in Red Car. Lock your Doors, Close Your Curtains, Hide Your Children, Call the Police."

    Those cars didn't leave their driveways for two months.
    They even put it in the community newsletter.
    Things have a way of working out.
    Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?

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    FKNA classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    Things have a way of working out.
    You say this a lot.

    Lets hear your philosophy behind it.
    It's simple....even for someone like you, after starting such a thread, things will have a way of working out.

    Although it takes a little time and retrospective, even YOU will just be fine.

    (sleep well now)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyn View Post
    When you ski trees, you see and acknowledge the trees yet your main focus is on the spaces that form your line. If you stood there and put all your attention on the obstacle, you would not see a way around it.
    Tracy this is truly profound. Anyone with serious troubles should be inspired to try looking beyond the negative through your words. Another tool to get the mind to progress.
    In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!

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