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Thread: Taxes....?

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    Taxes....?

    does anyone want to do them for me?
    it should be easy, im well below the poverty line
    i drive a cat in the winter and a raft in the summer

    my parents retired and dont want to do them anymore

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    sure, I'll do them. I'll wipe your ass as well. Send me your CC.

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    Sure just give me your social and dob.

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    SOC = 349722777
    DOB = 10/10/1980
    whats the best you can do......??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by brannen View Post
    SOC = 349722777
    DOB = 10/10/1980
    whats the best you can do......??????
    What state were you born in?

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    sorry
    IL

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    and my steep and cheap, broform, and whiskeymilita passwords are BEER

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    Quote Originally Posted by brannen View Post
    sorry
    IL
    Mmmmm, that ssn was issued in that state and year. Could this guy really have been so dumb as to post his ssn and dob online??? Hellooooo AmericanExpress.com!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourSupremeExcellency View Post
    Mmmmm, that ssn was issued in that state and year. Could this guy really have been so dumb as to post his ssn and dob online??? Hellooooo AmericanExpress.com!
    This would explain why he is unable to read and comprehend the 1040EZ instructions.
    "You got to express what is taboo in you and share your freak with the rest of us, cause it's a beautiful thing"

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourSupremeExcellency View Post
    Mmmmm, that ssn was issued in that state and year. Could this guy really have been so dumb as to post his ssn and dob online??? Hellooooo AmericanExpress.com!
    He's been drinking all day, so my guess is yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourSupremeExcellency View Post
    Mmmmm, that ssn was issued in that state and year. Could this guy really have been so dumb as to post his ssn and dob online??? Hellooooo AmericanExpress.com!
    It explains why he is well below the poverty line.

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