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Thread: The official "Your Mama" thread

  1. 01-07-2009, 10:13 PM #26
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    Your mom's so fat she sweats crisco

    Your mom's so fat she wears size <
    Hello darkness my old friend
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  2. 01-08-2009, 02:19 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by telepow View Post
    Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out George Washington's nose. sorry best I got.
    That's the only one that made me laugh.

    Your momma is so fat, when I got on top to fuck her, I burnt my ass on the light bulb.
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  3. 01-08-2009, 02:54 AM #28
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    Your mom's butt is so big, when she sits down, she's three feet taller.
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