The official "Your Mama" thread

[Baconzoo]

Yo Mama so ugly, she make medicine sick.

Your Mama so old, she smell like tuna fish and diapers

yo mammas so nasty, she makes right guard turn left

Your Mom is so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone headed for the boarder!

Your Mom's so ugly, she gets less action than a white guy in the NBA.

Your mom is so stupid she waited at a "Stop" sign until it said "GO"

Your Mom is so stupid she couldn't even pass a blood test.

Your Mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo momas so fat she sweats gravy.

your momma's so old she's got an autographed bible.

[CaddyDaddy77]

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!

Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"

Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.

Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.

Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.

Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Your mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.

Your mom's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.

Your mom's so big, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.

Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

Your mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Your mothers so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Your mothers so fat, she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating.

Your mothers so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.

Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.

Your mothers head is so big, it shows up on radar.

Your mothers so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.

Your mothers so fat your bath tub has stretch marks.

Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Your mothers so fat, she got a run in her jeans.

Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Your mothers so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Your mothers so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops.

Your mothers so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Your mothers so fat, she influences the tides.

Your mothers so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.

Your mothers so fat, she has her own area code.

Your mothers so fat, they got her face on the Crisco can.

Your mothers so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "Sorry, we don't do live stock."

Yo mama so fat, were in her right now.

Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

[LegoSkier]

Your Mama so smelly, she walked by the bathroom and the toilet flushed itself.

Your Mama so poor, instead of buying you shoes she had you wet your feet and walk in the cat box.

[warthog]

You forgot the ever popular-

Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

[spanky]

A few of my favorites from Rodney Dangerfield...

Your momma's so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
Your momma's so stupid, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

And one for the wife...
My wife is so stupid, I gave her a toy poodle and she killed it putting batteries in it.

[noodles]

yo mama's titties so big - bitch can fall down and keep runnin'

[Baconzoo]

Bump went my Mama when she died.

[mrryde]

Your momma is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "one at a time please"

[shirk]

Bump went my Mama when she died.

Sorry to hear.

[bircheater]

Yo mama's so fat, her first name is DAAAMN.

[PimpMasterJ]

yo momma got one big titty, and one small titty, they call that bitch biggie smalls

[Oarhead]

Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps in the air she get stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

[Barnballs]

sorry BZ.


Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

[CantDog]

Your mom is such a whore, she gets more clap than an auditorium.

[rideit]

[Oarhead]

Yo mama's so fat, they had to change it from 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

[72Twenty]

Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.

Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.

Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!

Your momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but works

Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meat in her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow

Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!

Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!

Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!

Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.

[telepow]

Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out George Washington's nose. sorry best I got.












besides Yo mamma's so fat we're inside her right now. Ohhhhh snap

[basinbeater]

Your mama is so fat.... she has smaller fat people orbiting her.

Your mama is so fat, I yelled kool-aid and she came crashing through the wall.

[72Twenty]

Your mama is so fat, I yelled kool-aid and she came crashing through the wall.

[pbourdon]

Oh yeah!!!!


and now for my entry...takin' it back to the old school....


yo mama's got a peg leg wit a kick stand....yo mama, yo mama, yo mama

[pbourdon]

And by the way, what the hell happened to hip-hop like this? Those were the days....

[jackbombay]

[SchralphMacchio]

yo momma's so old she's got sourdough in her yeast infection

[booner]

Your mom's teeth are so yellow...when she smiles cars slow down