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  1. 02-02-2008, 05:25 PM #1
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    TGR needs more threads like this...

    http://newschoolers.com/web/forums/r...ead_id/346825/
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.
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  2. 02-02-2008, 06:17 PM #2
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    Gave me a good laugh.
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  3. 02-02-2008, 08:24 PM #3
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    that is absolute gold. nothing like a guy in turquoise, rocking 156's, throwing some gang sign.
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  4. 02-02-2008, 08:29 PM #4
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    Fucking awesome.
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    i can post pics of myself in a thong, if that helps
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post
    http://newschoolers.com/web/forums/r...ead_id/346825/
    The next time you link me to a moron NS thread I will hunt you down and kill you Phill.

    So don't do that anymore.

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  8. 02-02-2008, 11:05 PM #8
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    the gang sign is core

    Harv beat me to it
    Last edited by ANON-505; 02-02-2008 at 11:05 PM. Reason: .......
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  9. 02-03-2008, 01:28 AM #9
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    Short skis and they are mounted all mountain. And that "gang" sign is pretty sweet.
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  10. 02-03-2008, 01:30 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by klaxed View Post
    Short skis and they are mounted all mountain....
    Really? What gives that away?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Really? What does that mean?
    seriously what does "mounted all mountain" mean?
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.
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  12. 02-03-2008, 12:01 PM #12
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    Funny...

    Reminds me of this picture I came across in another forum...


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    6'4" and 200 lbs on skis that short? good god
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    The dude on the left is rocking some Zoobaz. Sick.
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    When did the shocker become a gang sign? I think he is throwing the shocker in the first pic to try and tell everyone he wants someone to shock him in the second pic...


    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    The dude on the left is rocking some Zoobaz. Sick.
    Please dont confuse zoombaz with a cross dresser wearing leopard pants!

    Zoomba


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    Don't be that guy. That guy is dead.
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    It's a good thing that he has twin tips for all that switch living room shredding
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    I bet that guy shreds mad pow on 'em snow blades.
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    stop mocking me you guys.

    that was a serious thread, I'm in a gang.

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  19. 02-03-2008, 06:29 PM #19
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    LMAO.

    Too many thing to laugh at: the outfit, the pose, the length of the skis relative to his height. Tremendous.
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    The Shocker:


    And where to use it:
    Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.

    The things you find on the net.
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    I always ride 159s when I land switch in my livingroom.
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  23. 02-03-2008, 11:11 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy_B View Post
    The Shocker:


    And where to use it:
    well played, good man, well played.
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    ^ wow, glad you explained that

    I bet he just rides the 159's in the rooms with that nice low pill carpet. The big guns are for rooms with a 2 inch shag carpet, that's where you need the flotation.
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  25. 02-04-2008, 12:47 PM #25
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    i just peed myself a little.

    how do so many people still not know what the shocker is? haven't you ever seen the John Hensen Experience?
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