Violence is the only answer

[ddsnake]

Originally posted by Dexter Rutecki
He tried to scoot around me, but I quickly wrapped him up and dropped him to the floor while getting him in a good hold. As I ground his face into the floor he started to cry. I made him repeat a promise several times to stop giving me shit, then let him up. As he left he sobbed, "Oh, I'm really scared of you," making an attempt to sound sarcastic but since he was crying it didn't really work.

You call that violence???....you should make sure you keep your fighting on the internet....because you sound like a lame ass pussy

[Poyeboy]

Originally posted by DDsnake
You call that violence???....you should make sure you keep your fighting on the internet....because you sound like a lame ass pussy

I was thinking the same thing...I really don't consider it violence until someone introduces some serious noogies into the beat down.

[Samwich]

Originally posted by Poyeboy
I was thinking the same thing...I really don't consider it violence until someone introduces some serious noogies into the beat down.

Yeah, there wasn't even a wedgie... and not even a hint of a swirly. No good.

[FNG]

Violence is great. The only problem is the kid who throws 10 punches when 1 will do the trick. There's a very important disctinction between kicking someone's ass to defend your girl's honor or what not and beathing the fuck out of someone.

[powderhound]

last day bogus couple of years back me and johnny got in a little wrestlemania action and i wedgied his underwear over his head and broke it around his neck. which incited another fight. we was drunk. think it was all over the who won the pitcher tossing drunk fest.

[FNG]

I have a trophy from the Alcholympics from the corner bar for winning the pitcher toss last semester.

[half-fast]

Murder is for the unimaginative

you need to read "Life on the Mississippi" by Mark Twain

[ShadowBoxer]

Violence is never the answer.

[warthog]

Hmm- violence and weed? I have a story:


Flashback- college years:


Sitting out on the deck of our favorite bar smoking a joint. I get the pass, and there are about 2 hits left. This jackass ROTC guy and his buddy all of a sudden have a big problem with weed, and ask me to put it out. I inform them that they are in the wrong place if they don't like weed, cause the owner of the bar sold it to me. They didn't like that answer, and one of the guys comes up and smacks the j out of my hand. It falls through the deck, never to be smoked again.
I got up calmly, and belted the guy. He proceeded to pound the top of my head. I couldn't get a good footing, cause the deck was wet and I was wearing flip-flops. So, I looked for an out. There it was, a big shiny hoop earing in his left ear. Riiiip, fight over. Musta hurt. The other ROTC dudes jumped my buddy, then someone in the bar noticed. The entire bar spills out and gets our back. 15-20 on 5, it was not pretty, and they got their asses handed to them. Then, the owner comes out and throws them out. Classic.

Is violence the answer? Is weed the answer? I don't know. All I know is that violence towards weed is inexcusable.

[seldon]

Originally posted by warthog
Hmm- violence and weed? I have a story:


Flashback- college years:


Sitting out on the deck of our favorite bar smoking a joint. I get the pass, and there are about 2 hits left. This jackass ROTC guy and his buddy all of a sudden have a big problem with weed, and ask me to put it out. I inform them that they are in the wrong place if they don't like weed, cause the owner of the bar sold it to me. They didn't like that answer, and one of the guys comes up and smacks the j out of my hand. It falls through the deck, never to be smoked again.
I got up calmly, and belted the guy. He proceeded to pound the top of my head. I couldn't get a good footing, cause the deck was wet and I was wearing flip-flops. So, I looked for an out. There it was, a big shiny hoop earing in his left ear. Riiiip, fight over. Musta hurt. The other ROTC dudes jumped my buddy, then someone in the bar noticed. The entire bar spills out and gets our back. 15-20 on 5, it was not pretty, and they got their asses handed to them. Then, the owner comes out and throws them out. Classic.

Is violence the answer? Is weed the answer? I don't know. All I know is that violence towards weed is inexcusable.

POTD. That was a funny read. Even for a non-smoker such as myself.