Which 3 Maggots............

**dude_le_skibum** · 10-14-2003, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by Yossarian
I want to ski with whichever 3 mini-ONS or maggots I find first amongst those I haven't yet shared turns. It hardly matters who they turn out to be.

But, that being said, who is really left?
Sorry, but permit me to do this. Not trying to chestbeat, but this is kind of cool, I think:

In the last 3 years, I've skied with (in no particular order):
Rev, Pinner, Cornhole, KQ, Altatude, Boobookitty, Phunk, Powho, Meats, MD9, GT40, Buster, Ice, Dex, Natty, Grizz, Huck, Cliff, Joshbu, VT, D-day, Tap, Gapertimmy, skiergirl, frozenwater, crosssover, telenater, tyrone, roo, punani, foggy g, shera, slacker, shralper, rehabit, bomber, benny profane, DINMS, Dantheman, Rightcoast, Gorillo, dude_le, splat, Arty50, thumper, twoplanker, Odin, xboat, gonzo, honc, karl stall, mrs. stall, legoskier, clack, Binder, Arcmchair Extreme, backpack, doug_w, snow dog, yardsale, walter, innominatus, cracker, stoy, GAPer, k2stu, powderpyg, endlesseason, fiddler, rusty nails, bum z, ubersheist, Dr. Crash, Super G, stoy, gincognito, Viva, lph, homerjay, and Adolf Aller-Busch

...and have met but not yet skied with:
altachic
the dork
POB
twister
jibij

...and finally, gotta make some turns someday with some of the remaining oldtimers that I haven't yet met or skied with:
boo13
keoni
racer-x
lemon boy
ONS

...but that's all just off the top of my head, and I'm sure I've missed a few.

The crazy thing is, I have a face for every name there that I've met. If we've met, even once, and we passed on the street, I'd almost certainly know who you were.

EDIT: I feel like I've missed some though. Hmmm

same goes. i have skied with you ? (who are you ?)
when ?
how ?

**Yossarian** · 10-14-2003, 10:41 AM

Heh.

**gincognito** · 10-14-2003, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by dude_le_skibum
i have skied with you ? (who are you ?)

Same quesion popped into my head when I saw I was on the list...

Sick and ashamed and happy (and was somewhat absent during the revolution so perhaps I missed a name change (and now, 30 seconds later, having looked at the list I'd guess Cletus?)),
d.

**frozenwater** · 10-14-2003, 10:52 AM

I've skied with lots, want to ski with lots more.

On a slightly related note, here is a story about gruff ol' pinner:

Funny thing is I never wanted to ski with pinner, in fact for a while there the dude kept ditching the myself and a couple others whenever we saw each other on the slopes. He would drop down one side of the cirque if we were on the other, etc.

I blasted him on the old board a couple times, hell, we got into a couple of good rows. Then, we skied together, then we kept skiing together, hell, couple years back I figured out that I skied with pinner almost every damn time I went that year. SOme damn great memories of sitting on his tail gate at alta come to mind.

Then he brought kegs to my house, he went out of his way to help me. Hell, he was a good guy.

Thing about pinner is I don't know if he wants the world to know how stand up he is, truth is he is a helluva guy.

That said, he will probably ditch me next time I see him on slope.

**grrrr** · 10-14-2003, 10:55 AM

Heh. I guess now is the time to confess that I have skied with several mags and never introduced myself.

This year, I'll ski with whomever I do get the chance to meet and I WILL 'fess up. Mostly, though, I want to ski with any 3 mags who want to hit the Baker BC, but don't mind terribly that I can't always keep up either. At least when it gets hairy.

**Pinner** · 10-14-2003, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by frozenwater

Thing about pinner is I don't know if he wants the world to know how stand up he is, truth is he is a helluva guy.

LIAR!

Who you gonna believe-- a flower salesman?

**Beaver** · 10-14-2003, 10:56 AM

I'll ski with any maggots if they meet any one or more of the following criteria:

-they poke smot
-they have smot
-they need smot
-they can keep up
-they are babes
-they make me laugh
-they don't mind being left in the dust
-they will wait for me
-they know the stashes
-they need to know the stashes
-they break trail

To date, every maggot I have met has filled one or more of the above criteria.

**AntiSoCalSkier** · 10-14-2003, 10:58 AM

If Yossarian is who I think he is, he left me off the list of people he's skiied with. (Think Hood, 2 summers back).

Since we're now talking about Maggots we'd like to ****, I'm just going to make up my own lists.

Maggot who I had the chance to push off a chair and didn't (maybe a mistake

):
DINMS (again Hood, remeber that chair?)

Maggot who has the least comfortable backseat for trips to Mammoth (not that I'd ever turn down a ride)
Punani

Easiest Maggot to spot on the slopes(tie):
Backpack
Hot_Sauce

Maggot who pretends to want to ski with everyone, but avoids doing so by claiming he has to work on weekends:
ACE (maybe I should play hooky and join you for a weekday trip).

**Pinner** · 10-14-2003, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by Beaver
I'll ski with any maggots if they meet any one or more of the following criteria:

-they poke smot
-they have smot
-they need smot
-they can keep up
-they are babes
-they make me laugh
-they don't mind being left in the dust
-they will wait for me
-they know the stashes
-they need to know the stashes
-they break trail

To date, every maggot I have met has filled one or more of the above criteria.

POTD?

**Buzzworthy** · 10-14-2003, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by Pinner
LIAR!

Who you gonna believe-- a flower salesman?

Im a little late here as usual, but I just blew Dominos out my mouth and am choking, laughing, eyes tearing..........

**britney** · 10-14-2003, 06:23 PM

1. easyrdr
2. easyrdr
3. easyrdr

if you're not already all TOO familiar with this thread... http://forum.powdermag.com/cgi-bin/u...2;t=000805;p=1

**Pinner** · 10-14-2003, 06:25 PM

easy KILLS it and makes skiing look, well... easy.

**britney** · 10-14-2003, 06:34 PM

i knew i had chosen wisely!

when/where have you skiied with him, pinner?
PS you are also on my top ten list, along with phUnk, bossass, tap, keoni, descender, 13, and the girls [altachick, KQ, snowsprite - any others out there??]. but this is mainly based on perceived wit and personality, and i may have to change it up if i find out any of you do not rip!

haha.
-b