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  1. 05-05-2004, 02:17 PM #1
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    I need to sell my house, fast - anybody know a good agent?

    So I have to sell my house, I've got my reasons. I need a kick ass agent in utah. Any ideas?
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    If you're moving to Portland, I know a few here. I can ask them if they know of someone there. Good luck, Doood.
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    details, details. I don't have any details yet. First things first, sell house, then buy new house.
    My main thing is to get an agent that will work, bring lots of clients by etc.

    damn, I don't need to auction the thing. I'm not in financial troubles or anything. Just have an opportunity that I want to jump on.
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    Re: I need to sell my house, fast - anybody know a good agent?

    Originally posted by frozenwater
    So I have to sell my house, I've got my reasons. I need a kick ass agent in utah. Any ideas?
    Lyle Hutz. I have his card somewhere.

    PS. In the listing, go with "extensive landscaping" rather than "numerous dead hookers in shallow graves."
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    who the hell is ill mitch? pm me por favor.....
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    Not to be used IMO for your mortgage, but htis should give you some prospective realtors
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    My agent is kick your mom in the face sweet but alas, I don't know if she works in the valley. I'll ask her when i talk with her today and see if she knows anyone.
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    Originally posted by frozenwater
    Just have an opportunity that I want to jump on.
    This seems to happen everytime I go drinking...
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    Originally posted by Ski Monkey
    My agent is kick your mom in the face sweet ...
    And just who is Ms. Honey Ninja???
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    You've got PM mail.

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    got your pm stash, gave him a call. Gracias. Gadget, pm if you would be so kind, and tell me about your man.
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    I'll give all the money in my wallet. Oh and you have to be out by Sunday. There now you don't even need an agent.
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    Great signature IG. Finally read it.

    Now back to your realtor search Frozen
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    Thanks guys. I've now got three agents coming over to my place in the next 24 hours. I figure I'll choose the one who can best me in no holds barred ultimate fighting. I just can't respect an agent if they are not able to kick my ass.
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    Re: Re: I need to sell my house, fast - anybody know a good agent?

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