Been lurking on this forum for quite some time and I figured it's time to contribute something. I believe I'm up to speed on the lingo so hopefully I'll fall right into line. From what I can tell, you fuckers are my kind of people. Give me a good ass kicking if I step out of line. I'll just store my shit in the padded room for now. Looking forward to the loss of productivity at work.
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01-24-2008, 12:33 PM #1
May Cause Slurred Speech
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Long Time Reader, First Time Poster
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01-24-2008, 12:43 PM #2
Media Whore
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Your
Sister
Pix
Naked
Post
STAT
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01-24-2008, 01:09 PM #3
Funky But Chic
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Why is it always sister? I mean, what kind of twisted fuck keeps naked pics of his sister?
Girlfriend/wife/random stranger will do nicely.
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01-24-2008, 01:13 PM #4
Media Whore
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The kind of twisted fuck I'd go haze zoo animals with. Duh.
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01-24-2008, 01:21 PM #5
May Cause Slurred Speech
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What are you into? Blondes, brunettes, red heads? I'll take anything so it doesn't matter to me.
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01-24-2008, 01:32 PM #6
beater than you are
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You mean you don't?
Originally Posted by iceman
There's nothing better than sliding down snow, flying through the air
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01-24-2008, 01:41 PM #7
To the Thingamajigger!!!
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Question in the form of an answer= not off to a good start. Originally Posted by Happy Fun Ball
Please post pics now."You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning".
-Scottish Proverb
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01-24-2008, 01:41 PM #8
Occasional User
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newfag is,
newfag.
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01-24-2008, 01:49 PM #9
May Cause Slurred Speech
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Only seven responses before fag was brought up.
I feel honored, really.
To be truthful, after some of the shit I've seen on this site I doubt there is anything I have in my quiver of porn that will excite any of you anymore. I mean c'mon, this site brought Two Chicks One Cup into my life. How can I compete with something like that? If it's a prerequisite I'll post something, but don't be all upset when it's your standard, run of the mill Oui magazine cigarette in the cooter kind of picture.
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01-24-2008, 02:16 PM #10
Registered Abuser
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Why don't you and Lance Armstrong form your own one baller club and keep your mutant sacks outta here.
Mmmmkay?
Around here, it takes two happy fun balls to tango.Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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01-24-2008, 02:17 PM #11
Class(less) Clown
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Is the "Happy Fun Ball" kinda like the "Orgasmatron"? I'd like to order two...
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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01-24-2008, 02:28 PM #12
May Cause Slurred Speech
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Touche, Core Shot, touche!!
Although I'd trade my happy fun ball for Lance's happy fun ball any day. Can you imagine how much you would get for that on ebay?
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01-24-2008, 02:35 PM #13
Future ski-bum lifty
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A) Welcome
B) Don't start thread with no real content (like this one)
c) Don't give a crap about what anyone else says (like me)
If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?
"REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"
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01-24-2008, 02:35 PM #14
Registered User
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Originally Posted by Core Shot
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01-24-2008, 02:37 PM #15
I piss excellence
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Happy Fun Ball sounds dangerous.....
I'm not sure you should be fucking with this guy. The directions clearly state: DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL!"Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck." - Phunk
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01-24-2008, 03:03 PM #16
Number 2 hippy
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Oh my god. That was amazing!
backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
"What was once a mighty river. Now a ghost." Edward Abbey
My Adventures Originally Posted by rideit
"Feeling good is good enough."
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01-24-2008, 04:15 PM #17
Smells bad
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What I learned from this important thread:
1.New JONG
2.Tipp wants porn with zoo animals.
And thats about it
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01-24-2008, 05:31 PM #18
ExteriorDecorator
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Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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01-24-2008, 05:39 PM #19
...enhances gameplay
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A classic for you, then... Originally Posted by Happy Fun Ball
"Active management in bear markets tends to outperform. Unfortunately, investors are not as elated with relative returns when they are negative. But it does support the argument that active management adds value." -- independent fund analyst Peter Loach
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01-24-2008, 06:14 PM #20
Kidding, but seriously.
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Upload naked pics of gf
Log onto teton forums
Post pics
....
Profit????
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01-24-2008, 06:36 PM #21
Living in a Wasted State
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We aren't here to satisfy your perverse need for S@M type pleasures... Originally Posted by Happy Fun Ball
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01-24-2008, 06:38 PM #22
Setting a bad example
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HAHAHA. You think you've lost productivity now?!? Just wait till you discover ifeelhappy chat.... Originally Posted by Happy Fun Ball
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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01-24-2008, 06:40 PM #23
ExteriorDecorator
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Backcountry1pr has his finger up your virtual ass right this moment...can you feel it?
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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01-24-2008, 07:03 PM #24
Renegade
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Welcome Jong.
I am pretty sure I know who this is.
BW if that is you, PM me.
If not, eat a dick JONG.
and welcomeI like living where the Ogdens are high enough so that I'm not everyone's worst problem.- YetiMan
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01-24-2008, 07:06 PM #25
Living in a Wasted State
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Who said anything about virtual? Bring it home for the real thing baby...
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