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    OBAMA EMAIL.

    did any of you get this email in the last week? it is really interesting...


    Who is Barack Obama? Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it. We checked this out on "snopes.com". It is factual. Check for yourself.



    Who is Barack Obama?



    Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.




    When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school.



    Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school."



    Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that he is not a radical. And that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education.




    Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta.



    Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran.



    Barack Hussein Obama will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegiance nor will he show any reverence for our flag. While others place their hands over their hearts, Obama turns his back to the flag and slouches.



    Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential



    The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level - through the President of the United States, one of their own!!!!

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    Wow that took along time for people to figure out, I wonder why it isn't on CNN.

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    you should totally read the Berkut. It's about a secret Nazi plot to take over the world by planting hundreds of Hitler-sired babies in wealthy families in different countries around the world.

    edit - I just read the synopsis of the Berkut on amazon, and that totally isn't the plot. The name of the book I'm thinking of will come to me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by eddiecut View Post
    did any of you get this email in the last week? it is really interesting...
    I really hope that you were being sarcastic....

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    Quote Originally Posted by eddiecut View Post
    did any of you get this email in the last week? it is really interesting...

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    That is the fucking stupidest post in the history of posts. Go back to what ever rock you crawled our from you ingorant fuck.
    Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
    help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...

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    But, but, what if it's central premise - that Barack is a tool for an organized underground Muslim movement - is true? Will Barack be the next Caliph? Will I be enslaved by Moors?

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    Watch out, everybody. This is the part of the election season where dirty tricks are played. Hit pieces get sent out in the last few days before an election, too late for anyone to dissect the false claims in them, or even for the campaign to issue an official denial.

    (Remember the one back in 2000 claiming McCain fathered an illegitimate black child? It's going to get worse as the primaries drag on...expect some whoppers before Super Tuesday.)

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    fuck off.
    Craig Kelly is my co-pilot.

    Buy Your Lift Tickets in Advance and Save

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    WOW! I thought it was a funny post, I didnt think it was true, hell anything you see on emails anymore is just somebody making crap up. Calm down... Gordon liddy take your panties out of your asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eddiecut View Post
    WOW! I thought it was a funny post, I didnt think it was true...
    It's a funny post when you say:

    "Ha! Look at this drivel! What idiot is going to believe this crap in their inbox."

    When you write:

    "did any of you get this email in the last week? it is really interesting... "

    It sounds as though you got an e-mail, read it, ruminated on it, and thought it was interesting enough to share.

    Remember... this is the internet, so we can't see your body language or hear the tone of your voice.

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    ok, now that we know that it's bunk, I just thought of an interesting, completely hypothetical, question..

    all things being equal, would you rather vote for a muslim or a mormon? assume that both would be considered "mainstream" by their peers (as opposed to extremist - not a terrorist or a polygamist).

    I don't know the answer to that..

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    Oooooh no, I know nothing your Honor. They want me to speak on 60 Minutes. Mike Wallace wants my body. I don't tell a soul. Well, they gave me so much money, what could I do?

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    I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.

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    the scary thing is...a lot of good ole boys in America believe this to be true no matter what facts are brought forward.

    if he were ever elected, i would say his security would have to be twice that of anyone else...it seems he would be prime target for some group of psycho's to attack.

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    Why does anyone give a fuck about what religion the president is? Separation of church and state and all that...

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    You forward all of those "Send this to 10 people in the next 10 minutes or you'll have 10 years of bad luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" emails too, don't you?

    Quit being an idiot. It's not an "interesting" email.
    "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a Ride!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pegleg View Post
    Why does anyone give a fuck about what religion the president is? Separation of church and state and all that...
    By that logic, any question of religion should be completely irrelevant when someone like Pat Robertson runs for president.

    That said, I'm not sure I'd be opposed to a Muslim or a Mormon being president.. and, provided they're not extremist wackjobs, would definitely pick both over Pat Robertson. I'm a church-attending Christian.

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    Obama is the king of all sleeper cells, we are all going to die!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve View Post
    ok, now that we know that it's bunk, I just thought of an interesting, completely hypothetical, question..

    all things being equal, would you rather vote for a muslim or a mormon? assume that both would be considered "mainstream" by their peers (as opposed to extremist - not a terrorist or a polygamist).

    I don't know the answer to that..
    Romney is mormon right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eddiecut View Post
    did any of you get this email in the last week?
    How did you get on the Rudy Giuliani mailing list?

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    You know what Eddiecut? I like you. You're not like the other people here
    in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
    Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
    Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
    good fine people, Eddiecut. But they don't know what the queers are doing
    to the soil.


    You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
    neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
    crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
    wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
    owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
    breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
    go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
    said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
    owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
    burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
    call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Eddiecut, do you think a kid like that
    is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?

    I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy
    Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year?
    Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep
    your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
    daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey
    everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found
    his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open
    up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And
    it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the
    queers are doing to our soil?"

    Now Eddiecut, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
    underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
    Look at the soil around Des Moines, Eddiecut. You can't build on it, you
    can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming.
    But I know what's really going on, Eddiecut. I know it's the queers.
    They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
    Martians. I swear to God.

    You know what Eddiecut, I like you. You're not like the other people, here
    in the trailer park.
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    What I learned from that e-mail: Barack HUSSEIN Obama represents real change.

    But I'm pretty disappointed that it didn't mention his demand that all white people turn over their land to the blacks as reparations for slavery, nor the compulsory veganism he plans for US citizens, and I really wish that e-mail had highlighted his promise to fill his cabinet and the supreme court with flaming homosexuals - by force if necessary.
    another Handsome Boy graduate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simplicity View Post
    I think that America is too racist to elect Obama..
    According to George Will racism is essentially dead except for what Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton cultivate.

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    damn, I guess I should have put a LOL or a ha-ha... or some smiley crap on the begining of that damn email... wow.

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