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    McCain is OLD

    He will be 72 years old when sworn in as pres.

    The OLDEST pres by far.

    Ronald RaygunZap was a youthful 69 by comparison.
    Remember how senile he got??

    McCain will be 80 if he serves 2 terms.

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    wait, he can ski for free and he's running for pres. instead?

    what a dummy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    He will be 72 years old when sworn in as pres.

    The OLDEST pres by far.

    Ronald RaygunZap was a youthful 69 by comparison.
    Remember how senile he got??

    McCain will be 80 if he serves 2 terms.

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    aren't you closer to his age than the majority of TGR'ers?
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    He's the worst possible kind of politician.

    He's only 72 until there's a cheap, short-term political advantage to being another age.

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    He should be at home popping purple pills and humping that GILF of his. She popped out 7 kids? God did he earn some everlasting Karma stripes at the Hanoi Hilton, or what?

    edit to add- plastic surgery is good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by warthog View Post
    He should be at home popping purple pills and humping that GILF of his. She popped out 7 kids? God did he earn some everlasting Karma stripes at the Hanoi Hilton, or what?

    edit to add- plastic surgery is good.
    i thought all of his press conferences were at madame trussauds

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    Why does he have that weird lump on his left cheek? Is he concealing a gold watch for one of his former fellow inmates?

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    he can't lift his hands above his shoulders, i think, because of the POW camp shit. a man who cannot give high fives is a man i don't want to be president.
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    He's old but Cindy is looking hotter than ever




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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    Why does he have that weird lump on his left cheek? Is he concealing a gold watch for one of his former fellow inmates?
    That's a goiter.
    But word has it that he still has a footlocker stashed somewhere...

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    But that might explain that grimace on his face every time he sits down.

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    funny you should mention his cheek

    but the media is too stupid to remember he had a very serious melanoma a few years ago.of course that will defeat him, but only after(if) he gets the nomination

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    Quote Originally Posted by telepow View Post
    He's old but Cindy is looking hotter than ever
    You think? She looks more and more like The Cryptkeeper.

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    I think she's hot as hell for her age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    You think? She looks more and more like The Cryptkeeper.
    I always thought the Cryptkeeper was Joan Rivers.
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    Damn, The old man won the Geriatric State.
    That's a surprise.
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    wow.

    if you can't listen to the whole thing, just skip to the end.
    Last edited by Core Shot; 01-29-2008 at 08:45 PM.
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    I'd agree... for her age; hot.

    And I think she is loaded too.

    (Edit: Just checked... minimum $27.5 Million disclosed, so seventh-richest senator by net worth. BUT the kicker>>> she is the chairwoman of her family business, the nation's third-largest Anheuser-Busch distributor. He TOTALLY gets free beer!!! (wrong brand for Brew City here though)
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    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

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    yeah, and Hillary will still be a woman,


    And Obama will still be black,


    And Edwards will still be an Ambulance Chaser,

























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    Did anyone else see the press conference today in which McCain said that he would assure Floridians that their houses would not be wiped out by a hurricane? What is he going to do? Build a wall?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    He will be 72 years old when sworn in as pres.
    72 is the new 62 which is, in turn, the new 52. So, you see, he's really not that old at all.

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    Seeing him in person a coupla times, he looked way more frail and old in real life. He appears, at least to me, much younger on screen.
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    Yeah - he's pretty decrepit. Imagine what the stress of being President could do to him. Shit, Clinton and Bush both had dark hair when they got elected.

    McCain's wife is fucking hot, tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    He will be 72 years old when sworn in as pres.
    Good thing it won't happen.

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