OBAMA FUCKING WON

**RootSkier** · 01-03-2008, 08:28 PM

IOWA. Whitest state in the nation. HE WON.

**Name Redacted** · 01-03-2008, 08:30 PM

Idiots Out Walking Around and controlling the fate of our nation

**RootSkier** · 01-03-2008, 08:32 PM

I don't agree with the way the primary system is set up, but I see it more as Iowa giving the rest of the country a gentle nudge in the right direction.

13 · 01-03-2008, 08:37 PM

just a quick nitpick -- maine is the "whitest" state in the u.s.

**Tippster** · 01-03-2008, 08:39 PM

The Iowa Caucus hasn't meant shit in like... forever. Just sayin'.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 01-03-2008, 08:40 PM

Does Montana count at all?

Hugh Conway · 01-03-2008, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

The Iowa Caucus hasn't meant shit in like... forever. Just sayin'.

< this space reserved for ugly money and a 20 picture Iowegian defense >

**valleygirl** · 01-03-2008, 08:43 PM

he hasn't won dick and he ain't gonna...

NH awaits.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 01-03-2008, 08:43 PM

and edwards got 2nd! theres a ticket that can win!

**MassLiberal** · 01-03-2008, 08:49 PM

This makes things a lot more interesting, that's for sure. The next five days are going to be insane, I predict very little sleep in my future.

**uglymoney** · 01-03-2008, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

< this space reserved for ugly money and a 20 picture Iowegian defense >

Chuckle to myself

To clarify though, its uglymoney all one word, or uglymonkey.

Anyway, I agree with Tippster on this one... though I'm happy that Edwards had a strong showing. If nothing else I hope that the other candidates pick up on the success his reform rhetoric had as of late.

On to New Hampshire!

**ill-advised strategy** · 01-03-2008, 08:52 PM

what a bunch of crap

I wish it were simpler to move.

**RootSkier** · 01-03-2008, 09:08 PM

Obama will win NH by a similar margin.

**Gripen** · 01-03-2008, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Does Montana count at all?

Exactly ZERO - One of the last primaries in the nation, June 3rd.

Fuck, Edwards in second, that fucking ambulance chasing sue happy fucktard, talking about down with big business. What a fuckstick. Next he will be calling for tort reform, fucking hypocrite piece of shit.

I do however, like Obama. A Obama-Richardson ticket would be awesome.

**sftc** · 01-03-2008, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Gripen

...I do however, like Obama. A Obama-Richardson ticket would be awesome.

It'll never happen, but Obama/Kucinich would at least be interesting to watch, compared to the slow death of an Obama/Richardson ticket.

**RootSkier** · 01-03-2008, 09:41 PM

Too early to speculate on Obama's VP....but it probably won't be Edwards, or a sitting Senator.

**Platinum Pete** · 01-03-2008, 09:46 PM

The Dem VP candidate, unless Hillary is the nominee, is going to be Kathleen Sebilius. That's my prediction.

**BigDaddy** · 01-03-2008, 09:50 PM

I don't believe it, but am glad. Does he snowboard or does he ski, though?

**MassLiberal** · 01-03-2008, 09:51 PM

Richardson would never make it as a VP. He's too much of a ladies man for that.

**sftc** · 01-03-2008, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by RootSkier

Too early to speculate on Obama's VP....but it probably won't be Edwards, or a sitting Senator.

Yeah, but so far this whole election has been kind of like sitting on the toilet waiting to blast a massive dump. Now that it's finally started you can't help but begin to speculate on how many wipes it'll take to clean up the mess.

**warthog** · 01-03-2008, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by BigDaddy

I don't believe it, but am glad. Does he snowboard or does he ski, though?

Hopefully he does both, like John Kerry did. That worked out well for him, flip flopping bitch. On the plus side, he snowboarded like he skied, like he windsurfed, like he talked, STIFF.

I just read some shit about how 60% of the republicans polled in the Iowa caucus identified themselves as evangelical Christians. WTF? Is Iowa that backwards? I would guess that they are irrelevant, besides being first in the nation. At least I hope so, with that many Jesus freaks. Is that really an accurate depiction of the country, and Republicans in general? I can't believe that, just like I don't believe that all Democrats are tree hugging bark eaters. What is going on in this country?

I am happy for Obama, though. I like his angle, he just needs to start saying HOW he is going to be different. We need a major change. Sadly, I am sure it will be "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.", like it always is.

Holy Shit- Chuck Fuckin' Norris is behind Mike Huckabee on TV right now. Well, that explains a lot.

**Cliff Huckable** · 01-03-2008, 10:13 PM

What's gonna happen to Hillary, people. Any opinions?

**warthog** · 01-03-2008, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Cliff Huckable

What's gonna happen to Hillary, people. Any opinions?

A WITCH A WITCH-BURN HER!!!

She turned me into a newt...

I got better.

**Cono Este** · 01-03-2008, 10:17 PM

For once I'd rather not have to hold a gun to my head when i cast my ballot.

BTW, anyone else spot Chuck behind the weightwatcher?

**The AD** · 01-03-2008, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by warthog

I just read some shit about how 60% of the republicans polled in the Iowa caucus identified themselves as evangelical Christians. WTF? Is Iowa that backwards?

I don't know, but the thought of Mike Huckabee as president scares the hell out of me. What the fuck is going on in this country?

I predict Obama gains momentum. I really think he'd make a stronger candidate than Hillary.