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    Why I hate Utah......

    when you see stuff like this on the National Weather Service site:

    "A COLD STORM SYSTEM IS EXPECTED TO MOVE NEAR THIS REGION
    AND BRING PERIODS OF HEAVY SNOWFALL LATE WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH
    THURSDAY. PRECIPITATION MAY BEGIN AS RAIN ON WEDNESDAY FOR ELEVATIONS
    BELOW 8000 FEET. SNOW LEVELS WILL LOWER TO ELEVATIONS BELOW 6000 FEET
    WEDNESDAY NIGHT. TOTAL SNOWFALL ACCUMULATION OF 12 TO 18 INCHES ARE POSSIBLE ABOVE 7000 FEET AND UP TO A FOOT BETWEEN 6000 AND 7000 FEET. IN ADDITION...GUSTY NORTHEAST WINDS WILL DEVELOP ACROSS THE UINTA MOUNTAINS ON THURSDAY AND CAUSE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW. 12 TO 18 INCHES

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    I hate Utah too





    good luck Utards may Ullr Be With you!
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    Who needs pow when the Sierra corn is soooo good right now.
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    [ozzy] Mama, mamma I'm commmin' hooommmmeeee [/ozzy]
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    Git some in my absence Utards!
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    Hmm, the weather guy today said to expect around 6 with the 12 - 20 going to the unitas.

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    12-20?

    I'm pretty sure the unitas had 19.

    http://www.johnnyunitas.com/Art/ju.jpg

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    I hate Utah becuase it's filled with Utards.

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    Originally posted by iceman
    12-20?

    I'm pretty sure the unitas had 19.

    http://www.johnnyunitas.com/Art/ju.jpg
    Could we get Johnny to come to Tahoe to play in the SlushBowl?

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    Sadly, he's no longer with us.

    Maybe you could find a ringer and call him Johnny Uintas, though.

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    I don't know where you got that report from but it's not for the Wasatch.

    Xover already fuXored us.

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    I'm not down with Utah's gays, ski area B.S. (Alta-Park City) and it's fartknocking population. Oh and F the Utah Police!

    But every "Head" I've met from there was hella cool! Mountains are sick, snow is light, and flights there are cheap. Every place has it's ups and downs. Mormans just give it the worst rap!
    Last edited by Baconzoo; 04-28-2004 at 11:21 AM.

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    Originally posted by Baconzoo
    I'm not down with Utah's gays

    Ya couldn't get laid there either huh?

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    Brick bath house

    Originally posted by truth
    Ya couldn't get laid there either huh?
    Me and my buddy were disapointed with the talent downtown so we were driving around looking for fun. We saw these two hot chicks walking into a big brick building. We tried to get in but got denied because we looked straight! A year later I went there with a Lesibian friend and I was treated like a second class citizen due to my heterosexuality. Talk about reverse discrimination! Plus Fag Flag Wavers (FFW) bug me.

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    Re: Brick bath house

    Originally posted by Baconzoo
    Plus Fag Flag Wavers (FFW) bug me.
    You're a card-carrying homophobe, we get it already. Pick a new topic.

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    Re: Brick bath house

    Originally posted by Baconzoo
    Me and my buddy were disapointed with the talent downtown so we were driving around looking for fun. We saw these two hot chicks walking into a big brick building. We tried to get in but got denied because we looked straight! A year later I went there with a Lesibian friend and I was treated like a second class citizen due to my heterosexuality. Talk about reverse discrimination! Plus Fag Flag Wavers (FFW) bug me.
    Sounds a lot like what happens when a gay guy goes into a straight bar. So what did you expect?

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    Re: Brick bath house

    Originally posted by Baconzoo
    Me and my buddy were disapointed with the talent downtown so we were driving around looking for fun. We saw these two hot chicks walking into a big brick building. We tried to get in but got denied because we looked straight! A year later I went there with a Lesibian friend and I was treated like a second class citizen due to my heterosexuality. Talk about reverse discrimination! Plus Fag Flag Wavers (FFW) bug me.
    Let me get this straight. You followed two hot chicks (presumably lesbians; albeit hot ones) that went into a building that does not allow straight guys, but you still wanted to go in? How did you find the one gay club in the entire state? This is very interesting, because my work day is not.
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    Re: Re: Brick bath house

    Originally posted by Mcwop
    How did you find the one gay club in the entire state? This is very interesting, because my work day is not.
    What luck, huh?

    My roommate in JH went Gay Bashing once. He saw two women together and gave them the V tounge sign. They beat the shit out of him with a pool hall felt brush.
    He talks shit, they bash em'

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