stuck you
Stuck You is a little snowmobile game we play. When you ride as much as we do, you are going to get stuck A LOT, so we've got a tradition of counting how many times each person gets stuck every season. There are catagories such as "ICBM", when you get the ass end dug in so deep that the sled is pointing skyward like a rocket. We seem to invent new catagories all the time, such as a few weeks ago when I ended up stuck in a creek. Actually it was ON the creek. I was just spinning my track on the ice and was unable to ride out. We named that dumb manuever The Zamboni.
Today, one of my co-workers invented a new one when he got hung up in the ditch on the side of the road. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, The Gutterball.

The tree had more than a little bit to do with the situation.
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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