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    Cool Kwood maggots, welcome the newest addition to the crew

    Ms. DJSapp.

    That's right, two chicks in the crew, WSD, you're not alone anymore. She just bought her pass a few minutes ago. She's stoked, and I swear I didn't have much to do with it. Anyway, I'm hoping you guys will be able to help me break her out of the perminant intermediate phase, so she can keep up with us.

    Now to get her onto the chat boards....
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Ok, but this is the last one. The crew is getting huge. The usual suspects, several newcomers, out of state maggots (Cletus), and even some idiot from across the pond. No more or I'll have to become the Palisades linebacker.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Originally posted by Arty50
    No more or I'll have to become the Palisades linebacker.
    Bwwwwaaaaahahahahahahaa

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    Re: Kwood maggots, welcome the newest addition to the crew

    Originally posted by DJSapp
    Ms. DJSapp.
    Are you just using that for reference, or do I owe you a lot of drinks?

    And remember, the woman that almost got me off the bus also has a pass (though she won't be keeping up with us and would probably be joining WSD on the sideways facing single board).

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    Re: Kwood maggots, welcome the newest addition to the crew

    Originally posted by DJSapp
    Ms. DJSapp.

    That's right, two chicks in the crew, WSD, you're not alone anymore. She just bought her pass a few minutes ago. She's stoked, and I swear I didn't have much to do with it. Anyway, I'm hoping you guys will be able to help me break her out of the perminant intermediate phase, so she can keep up with us.

    Now to get her onto the chat boards....
    Ms...........? Dude, are you married? I mean there's Mrs. Shoelaces, but Ms.?

    I don't wanna find out later you had....errr....one of those operations for an undisclosed alter identity, DJ.

    Anyways, welcome MS. Sapp. Change for a.......uh.....uhhhh.......nevermind.

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    the Ms. is just for reference, but nater, if you want to buy me drinks I've been told I'm a good liar. She's my girlfriend of 4+ years, and I had no better idea on what to call her. I'm trying to convince her to start lurking so she might have an idea who all you crazy fucks are. If that happens, then her name will change.

    I'm just stoked because now I won't get any crap from her for leaving to go skiing every weekend!
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Originally posted by Arty50
    Ok, but this is the last one. No more or I'll have to become the Palisades linebacker.
    So are you saying if Punani brings back the Austrailian bikini ski team, you're gonna say no?

    And as for palisades linebacker, does that be you're gonna bring people down by double ejecting and tackling them?
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Originally posted by DJSapp
    So are you saying if Punani brings back the Austrailian bikini ski team, you're gonna say no?
    Hmm, I might just have to try tackling them....
    Originally posted by DJSapp
    I'm just stoked because now I won't get any crap from her for leaving to go skiing every weekend!
    BWWAHHAHAAHAH, you think that'll a pass will stop her?

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    Originally posted by Telenater

    BWWAHHAHAAHAH, you think that'll a pass will stop her?
    No, now she's gonna start bitching that I'm ditching her on the slopes. *sigh*
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Originally posted by DJSapp
    I'm trying to convince her to start lurking so she might have an idea who all you crazy fucks are.
    As long as she's prepared for the naked pic requests.
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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Originally posted by irul&ublo
    As long as she's prepared for the naked pic requests.
    Just don't ask her in person. She'll either laugh in your face, or kick your nuts up in to your sinuses, and I'm not sure which.
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    sweet.

    so, when do we get to pick up our passes?
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    hey, congrats! especially since you didn't have to buy her a pass. And you were so sure she wouldn't buy one.

    But what is worse: bitching at you for going skiing or bitching at you WHILE skiing?? Hopefully she'll sack up (ha ha) and be able to hang with you guys. Put her in an all girls steeps clinic or something, she'll catch up fast.

    good luck!

    Not on here much anymore. Drop me an email if you want to contact me. Have a wonderful winter!

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    Originally posted by Yossarian
    sweet.

    so, when do we get to pick up our passes?
    Yo,

    You can send Cohee a passport photo and ask them to mail you your pass. Or you can sit in line on openning day while we're all out on the hill.
    Last edited by Arty50; 10-11-2003 at 09:51 AM.
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    ...excellent...
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    Originally posted by snowfire
    hey, congrats! especially since you didn't have to buy her a pass. And you were so sure she wouldn't buy one.

    But what is worse: bitching at you for going skiing or bitching at you WHILE skiing?? Hopefully she'll sack up (ha ha) and be able to hang with you guys. Put her in an all girls steeps clinic or something, she'll catch up fast.

    good luck!

    That or she can hang with the other girlfriends/wives.

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