Board personalities vs the real thing.

[Blurred Elevens]

Originally posted by Il Eagle
I'm not really an eagle. And I'm not ill. But I am a Kestrel with allergies to ragweed and mold spores.

Hilarious!!!


I, like Frozen, have had to become more and more like myself on the board due to meeting so many here in real person. I don't rip on people I've met, only cuz I've liked every single maggot that I have met so far. Guess I'll have to make up a name and take it to Gapicski...er, uh wait....I'm banned there.....

[skichic4u8yrl8r]

oooph. 24/7, more like 365/8. And u're all still here, talkin' bout the same old shit. bunch a pussy mother fucking assholes... ..."go to Steamboat!", they said... "Let loose in the mounains!!", you all told me... well wathfuckingfdihgdfd godda do to get the goddam df opissen thinger farnk! (buuurp)
who wants shuM?? I need aride to go home someone got togo ride to take got go give me .... VV > who wants to (hiccup) ttkae me out, home ZZZZZZZZZZZ.zzzzzzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzzz

[Jamie Pierre]

Originally posted by skichic4u8yrl8r
oooph. 24/7, more like 365/8. And u're all still here, talkin' bout the same old shit. bunch a pussy mother fucking assholes... ..."go to Steamboat!", they said... "Let loose in the mounains!!", you all told me... well wathfuckingfdihgdfd godda do to get the goddam df opissen thinger farnk! (buuurp)
who wants shuM?? I need aride to go home someone got togo ride to take got go give me .... VV > who wants to (hiccup) ttkae me out, home ZZZZZZZZZZZ.zzzzzzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzzz

I guess the only thing I’ve ever really felt the need to prove, calling myself a professional athlete, was the size of my balls. And when Dan Gardner gave me the chance to use his snowmobile and jump the same gap he jumped on a snowmobile I thought: now’s my chance, all I have to do is ask him how to pinch the throttle, hold the gas on, and hit the kicker.

[Poyeboy]

Originally posted by Jamie Pierre
I guess the only thing I’ve ever really felt the need to prove, calling myself a professional athlete, was the size of my balls. And when Dan Gardner gave me the chance to use his snowmobile and jump the same gap he jumped on a snowmobile I thought: now’s my chance, all I have to do is ask him how to pinch the throttle, hold the gas on, and hit the kicker.

wow..and you lived to talk about it?


sweet.

[Jamie Pierre]

Originally posted by Poyeboy
wow..and you lived to talk about it?


sweet.

When it comes to like stepping up and doin it, all it takes is sacking up and you can do it too, all you hafta do is try you fucking pussies.

[Poyeboy]

Originally posted by Jamie Pierre
When it comes to like stepping up and doin it, all it takes is sacking up and you can do it too, all you hafta do is try you fucking pussies.

you oughta be like a motivational speaker or like sumthin...

[vertigo]

Originally posted by Mulletizer
This is bullshit. I've lived in Britain nearly all my life and I have never, ever heard of "norks". Norks? wtf? Is it a Tooting fing? It ain't an Essex fing...

they use it in coventry (a.k.a the shithole of britain) where i grew up

[bad_roo]

Norks, norks, norks!

http://www.thestereoeffect.com/news/...s.php?NewsId=6

http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/comments....0-5f9769f8e137

http://www.bizlinks.co.nz/barbara/
(Please don't click on this link. It will ruin your day. I know.)

[Mulletizer]

OK, I take it all back. I have learnt something.

And yes Roo, I didn't really need to see what was behind that last link. Hehe.

[CaddyDaddy77]

Funny thread.

I think I am about the same person, just less talkative at first. I'm not the first guy to run up and start talking. I think I stalked Pinner for half an hour before I went and talked to him at Silverton, during bootpacking. Is that normal?

I looked at She Ra and her BF in line at Purg, and thought, wow, cool skis, I bet they rip! Mentioned nice skis to her BF (CMH's) and kept my mouth shut.

I guess I'm a sissy in real life.

I haven't met many Maggs, just Pinner, Sherpa Style and Storm 11 formally, and She-ra, more or less after the fact.

All the same everyone has been nothing but an exceptional individual from the get go.

[kush1]

Believe it or not I can walk and ski without falling on my face in real life. While on the board I seem to do it 2-3 times a month.(thanks odin)

Oh and im not so sure if I heart skier666 in real life.........he tends to be a sarcastic beeyotch

[lph]

Originally posted by kush1

Oh and im not so sure if I heart skier666 in real life.........he tends to be a sarcastic beeyotch

how is that any different than his personality on the board.

[homerjay]

Originally posted by CaddyDaddy77
Funny thread.

I think I am about the same person, just less talkative at first. I'm not the first guy to run up and start talking. I think I stalked Pinner for half an hour before I went and talked to him at Silverton, during bootpacking. Is that normal?

I looked at She Ra and her BF in line at Purg, and thought, wow, cool skis, I bet they rip! Mentioned nice skis to her BF (CMH's) and kept my mouth shut.

I guess I'm a sissy in real life.

I haven't met many Maggs, just Pinner, Sherpa Style and Storm 11 formally, and She-ra, more or less after the fact.

All the same everyone has been nothing but an exceptional individual from the get go.

I think I was behind you on the Alberta chair at Wolf Creek in Nov., and now I'm finally coming clean about it.

[CaddyDaddy77]

Originally posted by homerjay
I think I was behind you on the Alberta chair at Wolf Creek in Nov., and now I'm finally coming clean about it.

I... I.. feel so flattered, I too have been maggot stalked!!!



Guess the maggot community needs to wear a "got a change for a nickle?" sticker on the back of helmets for us that are a bit more apprehensive.

Every day I had at Wolfie, I had fun, hope you did the same HJ.

[Ski Monkey]

I'm not really a monkey.

I spell better when I'm not on the board.

There's a divergence between my board persona and my real life one.

[Aldo]

I have an avatar, catchy title and signature in real life. I also lurk less in person.

[truth]

Originally posted by CaddyDaddy77
I think I am about the same person, just less talkative at first...

I talked to ya on the phone a few times...you don't sound the same at all.

[TJ.Brk]

I'm secretly Morgan Fairchild in a man skin suit

[Frank the Tank]

I'm also an alias in real life.

[Telenater]

I think I'm pretty much the same in real life and on the board, with the exception of my primary alterego/alias on the board who doesn't seem to be able to get off the bus. In real life, the women flock to me.

[CaddyDaddy77]

Originally posted by truth
I talked to ya on the phone a few times...you don't sound the same at all.

I hope dyslexia doesn't come through the phone lines as often as it comes through my typing.

[Viva]

I'm not really a rat, but I am naughty...sometimes.

[Arnold Babar]

I've never met any of you. Do you all carry a pocket full of smilies so you can add emotional emphasis to your conversations?

[CaddyDaddy77]

Originally posted by Arnold Babar
I've never met any of you. Do you all carry a pocket full of smilies so you can add emotional emphasis to your conversations?

Were all Mute dentists. That's not funny.

I prefer to use a pad and pencil. Miming is really helpful too.


Do you have a trunk and green pants per chance in the real world?

[snowsprite]

Originally posted by Arnold Babar
I've never met any of you. Do you all carry a pocket full of smilies so you can add emotional emphasis to your conversations?

I don't need to. I've learned to bug my eyes out just like the little purple guy. People think it's way cool!
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