Board personalities vs the real thing.

[CantDog]

Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
This'll be disappointing to a lot of you, but I'm not actually a 17-year-old shaved Asian who's ready to party all night long and whose turn-ons are stinky capilene and financial irresponsibility.

Personally, I was crushed when I first met APK.

[Plakespear]

snorkeldeep was a lot taller in reality. When it's deep enough that he needs a snorkel, the rest of us need a scuba tank.

Oh, and in real life I'm a bigger geek than AKPM.

[phUnk]

I'm a lot taller in person.

[Mcwop]

Originally posted by EPSkis
Never really gave much thought to how I come across...Either here or IRL. Unfortunately, I've only had the opprtunity to meet one person from the board, so you'd have to ask him.

EP is ok by me!

[altachic]

Word on the street is that i'm sassy on.......and off the board.

Could be true.

[Schmear]

Picture Phylis Diller smoking in a bathrobe. That's me.

[acostiga]

at a ski movie premier a season or two ago i met vinzclortho- but that's not my point.

we met a kid wearing a yellow jacket who claimed to be tyrone shoelaces, the one from the powder magazine board. i'm not sure who the kid was... but i know that he wasn't mr. shoelaces. there are most likely bunches of tyrone impersonators out there, so always be sure to double check for authenticity.

so who was that kid wearing the yellow jacket???

[tuffy109]

Originally posted by iskibc
Easy one:

Blurred on board = biggest asshole you will ever meet.
Blurred in person = super cool, funny, and not an asshole.

yeah, but i bet he's just as dumb.

[Mcwop]

Originally posted by iskibc
Easy one:

Blurred on board = biggest asshole you will ever meet.
Blurred in person = super cool, funny, and not an asshole.


Originally posted by tuffy109
yeah, but i bet he's just as dumb.

I like Blurred on the board. He posts, and is involved in better stoke than most others.

[Woodsy]

I am lucky enough to have met most people I know here before too much of an ASS U ME chun gets made by online schtuff

I am unlucky enough that the last 20 or so of ya I have met have been in large drunken groups.

CantDog exception noted.

all will tell you I post much cooler than i am really & the camera adss 10 lbs.

[Pinner]

I'm a much bigger asshole in real life.

There have been only a handful of maggots I've met in person who I didn't like.

What kicks me is how once you get us all on the hill,you realize quickly what a bunch of sandbaggers we all are! Never met a maggot who couldn't hang, and most are quiet, understated rrrrippers.

And to all those who'd single out mean old Brett... well, you just don't know.

[EPSkis]

Originally posted by Mcwop
EP is ok by me!

Heh ~ Thanks Bro.

For the record, McWop & Mrs. McWop are both very nice folks & can definitely rip the schitt outta stuff.

More turns next year!

[Honc]

Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
This'll be disappointing to a lot of you, but I'm not actually a 17-year-old shaved Asian who's ready to party all night long and whose turn-ons are stinky capilene and financial irresponsibility.

If you were still a dude in this description then I am closer to relieved than disappointed. Yikes.

[watersnowdirt]

I dig everyone I've met from the board. And by now, that's actually a fair number of you. Not a soul I wouldn't want to spend a day on the hill with, or an evening at the bar with.

Unlike some others, I actually think I'm more hyper in real life than on the board. I talk more than I type. Scary.

[divegirl]

Originally posted by Mcwop
I like Blurred on the board. He posts, and is involved in better stoke than most others.

That's actually true. I've read some of his posts, and sometimes I'm thinking, damn what an A-hole. But his stoke (edit: titties/norks) more than makes up for it. That's the whole point of this board.

I agree with WSD.

And as for myself, I've been called a freak in real life...in a good way of course. Good-freaky. Those who really know me think I'm too damned happy all the time, but that's just my natural way. I have a dark side, too, but that usually comes out in what I think is funny. I think I'm pretty much the same in real life as on the board. But I haven't really been on the board long enough to come to any consensus between the two.

[slim]

In real life I don't ski... just on the internet... where I'm also a race-car driver, secret agent, high-profile defense attorney, astronaut, and a viking.

[Sublime]

In real life i'm so mellow people think I just don't give a shit, but I really do.

[The Reverend Floater]

I don't really exist.

[Sublime]

Rev I see a eye in your toe.

Just thought I would share.

[teledave]

Originally posted by phUnk
I'm a lot taller in person.

I'm shorter than phUnk (probably).

[Woodsy]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
I don't really exist.

dood, you meta-exist

[Pinner]

Youse all meta lissin to Don Woodsy, less you wanna wake up face down in a shallow grave somewheres.

[Baconzoo]

I'm a kook and nothing but a kook....

Growing up in So Cal warped my whole perspective. I hope to find humility here.

[homerjay]

Originally posted by Sublime
Rev I see a eye in your toe.

Just thought I would share.

I see a picture of Bob Marley, like from the cover of the Box Set.

[gincognito]

Time to bust out one of my favourite quotes:

"This is what I find most encouraging about the writing
trades: They allow mediocre people who are patient and
industrious to revise their stupidity, to edit themselves
into something like intelligence. They also allow lunatics
to seem saner than sane."
- Kurt Vonnegut

Sick and ashamed and happy (and, yeah, my fears of _roo exploding various portions of the flophouse were indeed ill-founded (though his excitement over the Big William sure fit the bill)),
d.