You know what? I sort of have to agree with this dude. Does he sound like a loser? Well, not particularly. I mean, I don't really give a fuck what skis he uses or whether or not he has dukes (personally I wouldn't buy a first year marker binding but many on here seem to think that's just fine) - but he def. knows Vail a lot more than I do (my Vail knowledge = zero) and if I were there, fuck, he could show me around, I don't give a fuck.
If he turned out to be wack I'd find an excuse to ditch his ass. Whatever. I'm up for giving people a chance.
Of course, around here, you're not allowed to say shit like 'I have pretty good BC experience and like to hit pretty gnarly terrain and would expect the same from you.'. Nah. You gotta step up big, strut in with ya chest out, be like 'I fucking rip, step up pussies, WHAT!' Gun held sideways. You know my steeze.
That's what skiing's about, right? We gotta overcompensate for those years of gay-ass oakley blades, neon knee patches, o-face backscratchers. Shit, it wasn't that long ago that we were all getting punked by kids on those new 'snowboards' in the lift line. I bet half the stone cold killahs on here who beat jongs the fuck down on the daily still cry themselves to sleep over that snowboarder who blew pot smoke in his face as he pushed him out of the way in the lift line. Damn, somebody call the cops. I've just been violated by a delinquent.
Amirite? Am I fuckin rite? Somebody testify. Gun held sideways. You want to meet up to ski? Eat a dick, worthless scum jong.
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