sarcastic remarks can get you banned from Neptune Mountaineering

[87Penguin]

Hey Adimmen, why do you have those ski's anyway????

I spoke to a buddy of mine, who heli guides in Valdez, about those ski's. He said, why would anyone want to own a pair of those crap things. He said, we give those to our fat ass doctor and lawyer clients who think they can ski powder and can't.

He want's to know why you put dynafit's on them? You got a big boot and big ski why the little, din of 10, TLT binding. You're not actually going to skin up with those ski's are you??

He said, if anyone showed up on one of his trips with that set up he'd laugh his ass off.

By the way, i live in CB. I wouldn't live on the front range if you paid me. Being around you little girly weekend warriors on your day's off is bad enough. But don't stop bringing your cash. We, who live in the mountains, love your cash, or for adimmen his parents cash, and the laughs you give us.

Wow your cock must be huge! Can I have your autogragh?

[bfree]

i'm disappointed that the neptune poll and the gapic neptune thread show up first page on google, but this does not

[irul&ublo]

This thread needs to die.

[icanseeformiles(andmiles)]

This thread needs to die.

agreed

assuming this really Gary, quoting it here so others can see it.

I am at a loss. I received a call and was directed to this site. I am appalled at the service you received. I have only read about half of the first page, and my rage did not allow me to continue without responding. I now see that there are 22 pages! 25 responses per page is about 500 responses! As I understand it there are responses from employees of my shop. Skimming I am unable to tell who is who since there are no names I would recognize.

I am at a loss. I would like to do whatever I can to make this right. Adimen I invite you to come in and see me personally. The service you received is UNACCEPTABLE. I would like to hear your story personally, and I would like to know who gave you this exchange as action most certainly will be taken.

I would like to offer you a discount on the purchases you made, and I hope this will make you feel better, and in some way right a wrong. Also, with every business there is an owner. If you are ever disappointed with service, and a manager is not helping you in a way you feel is acceptable, go over their head. If the very top link of the chain does not do anything to make your experience better then either you are out of line, or the business is doomed. Neptune Mountaineering, I thought has survived because the people performed a service. Insulting and banning customers was never one of the services I remember providing. I implore you to come back and allow me to make the situation right. This offer is extended to anyone else who feels they have been wronged, and if there are 500 of you please allow some time as I don't know how to correct all of the problems at once, but rest assured I WILL MAKE IT RIGHT!

With this said I am going to continue reading, and hopefully get an idea for the gravity of the situation.

Gary Neptune owner/founder/enthusiast

Gary, if this really you, standup.

I'm guessing you don't remember me, but we've climbed together on CMC climbs. My respect just went way up for you.

[Headcase22]

Wow your cock must be huge! Can I have your autogragh?

Hey Penguin my cock ain't too big for your yummy lips. Open wide big boy.

By the way, what a fucking loser you are for bringing up a quote from 14 pages back. Are you always this late to parties. I guess that's why you get stuck with the fat chicks.

What a loser.....stay with us pretty boy. Just in case you forgot this thread is about Neptune sucking and our little boy Andy who is sooooo perfect that we all suck.

Please, oh please, let's keep this thread going. It gives me such pleasure.

[Headcase22]

agreed

assuming this really Gary, quoting it here so others can see it.



Gary, if this really you, standup.

I'm guessing you don't remember me, but we've climbed together on CMC climbs. My respect just went way up for you.

Icansee, what a fucking fool you are. You and the other morons that post here are so stupid as to believe that Gary Neptune would be so classless as to post on this fucked up forum. Do you really think he gives two shits about a whinnie ass like dimmen or a bunch of losers that think their post are actually going to make a difference. I'm sure gary has way more class than this. I would have loved it if dimmen would have called him...hahahahaha.

I mean really, you all really think you make a difference to the industry. I bet the big industry people think of you as just a bunch of loser with no original ideas. You are the same losers that show up at the demo days trying gear and thinking you have the ear of the industry. After the demo days, the reps all sit around drinking beers and laughing about all the freaks they had to talk to. I'm sure they all go home and take hot showers.

By the way, i have no class, which is why i post here. That and it's so damn fun.

[crstlextrm]

Icansee, what a fucking fool you are. You and the other morons that post here are so stupid as to believe that Gary Neptune would be so classless as to post on this fucked up forum. Do you really think he gives two shits about a whinnie ass like dimmen or a bunch of losers that think their post are actually going to make a difference. I'm sure gary has way more class than this. I would have loved it if dimmen would have called him...hahahahaha.

I mean really, you all really think you make a difference to the industry. I bet the big industry people think of you as just a bunch of loser with no original ideas. You are the same losers that show up at the demo days trying gear and thinking you have the ear of the industry. After the demo days, the reps all sit around drinking beers and laughing about all the freaks they had to talk to. I'm sure they all go home and take hot showers.

By the way, i have no class, which is why i post here. That and it's so damn fun.

sea kelp

[pointedem]

Send it where you want. I'm sending this to every major ski and boot distributer in western Canada and US. Good luck trying to do anything under the name of Maggots.
There are two sides to stories, and most don't want to listen to the other side. When the shops get this I suppose they won't want listen to your side either. Having fun with your $800 boots from now on.

hahaha that's funny.

You really have no idea.

35K page views? Haha this is funny. Keep spewing.

[philippeR]

[steve]

Icansee, what a fucking fool you are. You and the other morons that post here are so stupid as to believe that Headcase22 would be so classless as to post on this fucked up forum.

fixed it for you.

[Headcase22]

fixed it for you.

Steve, is that your lame attempt at bashing on me???

Man, you need to try harder than that. After seeing the photo of your kid sitting on your lap chewing on a hot dog and reading your blog, it'd be wayyyyyyyyyyy to easy to fuck with you. So i'll just leave you alone. When it's too easy then it's not worth it. Good luck DRIVING to all those high points.

Geee whiz, no one is posting here much. I guess it is the middle of the month so all of your disability and unemployment checks must be in. Your parents need the rent from you guys for renting out their basements. Either that or Best Buy must have a big sale on the latest Halo video game and you guy's are all standing in line talking about skiing the "nar pow" and the industry reps you rub elbows with.

[cmsummit]

Steve, is that your lame attempt at bashing on me???

Man, you need to try harder than that. After seeing the photo of your kid sitting on your lap chewing on a hot dog and reading your blog, it'd be wayyyyyyyyyyy to easy to fuck with you. So i'll just leave you alone. When it's too easy then it's not worth it. Good luck DRIVING to all those high points.

Geee whiz, no one is posting here much. I guess it is the middle of the month so all of your disability and unemployment checks must be in. Your parents need the rent from you guys for renting out their basements. Either that or Best Buy must have a big sale on the latest Halo video game and you guy's are all standing in line talking about skiing the "nar pow" and the industry reps you rub elbows with.

This guy is the biggest douchebag we've seen here in quite some time. Keep at it asshole. Karma is a bitch.

[Headcase22]

This guy is the biggest douchebag we've seen here in quite some time. Keep at it asshole. Karma is a bitch.

Karma is for the next life bitch....i'm livin' this one.

Oooooooh, hold it. Is this another fag from Summit county. And look, you actually live in Alma. You must be so pissed that you parents can't afford a house in the REAL summit county. You have to live in their basement and drive that fucked up pass everyday to your minimum wage job. Let me guess, your a carpenter and you live in Alma because you don't want to live near all the people with money eventhough they pay you to be their bitch. The truth is....all you can afford is Alma. Man, you must hate that alma's last bar is now a bistro...hahahhhahhaa, LOSER!!!!!

[Headcase22]

Yoooooo Hoooooooo, oh ANDY!!!!! Andy Dimmennnnnnn, where are youuuu?????

Your little monkey army needs you to speak.

They're soooo lost without you. Talk to them. Give them your pearls of wisdom.

Teach them the DIMMEN way!

Some of them are going to Walmart today and need to know how to be sarcastic to the little retarded girl handing out baskets at the front of the store. What will they say to her if you can't direct them. They'll just stumble over their words.

Help the little monkey army that you created....they need you!!!!

[cramer]

what an asshat.

[summit]

SL 52 posts in this thread (1st place)
Headcase22 22 posts in this thread (4th place) every post you ever made is in this thread
jwolter7 21 posts in this thread (5th place)

You guys don't work for Neptune? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. We have proof that jwolter does work for Neptune, but we are supposed to believe that you don't headcase? Ahahahahahahahahhahaha

After you take your antipsychotics, please tell us what you do do, apart from your second job:

DING, FRIES ARE DONE!
DING, FRIES ARE DONE!
DING, FRIES ARE DONE!

PS nothing is funnier than watching a Boulderite make fun of someone who lives in the mountains... for living in the mountains... bwahhahahahhahah!

[Lurch]

my opinon

jwolter7 = Neptude employee
Headcase22 = SNR either JP or Dave
SL = ?

[Headcase22]

SL 52 posts in this thread (1st place)
Headcase22 22 posts in this thread (4th place) every post you ever made is in this thread
jwolter7 21 posts in this thread (5th place)

You guys don't work for Neptune? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. We have proof that jwolter does work for Neptune, but we are supposed to believe that you don't headcase? Ahahahahahahahahhahaha

After you take your antipsychotics, please tell us what you do do, apart from your second job:



PS nothing is funnier than watching a Boulderite make fun of someone who lives in the mountains... for living in the mountains... bwahhahahahhahah!

Hey SUMMIT fag..........you must can't read. As i said, i live in the Butte. You know, the real mountains. Not the fake little suburb mountains like where you live. I guess i should give you some credit for not having to sit in that fucked up traffic but you're still nothing but dimmen's little butt boy taking care of his little summit cabin. Will, you two be having xmas with Bob and Nancy and the rest of the family????

Hmmmm, what do i do???? Gee i wish there was a neptune's here because i'd grab a job there. The Alpineer is just like all the rest. I must admit, it is way better than that Jovo witness hang out, Bent Gate.

Well, off to the Brick to cook up them fries!!!

Summit, how do you like your fries. Nice and crispy like Dimmen's cock????

[Headcase22]

my opinon

jwolter7 = Neptude employee
Headcase22 = SNR either JP or Dave
SL = ?

Hey Lurch homo...........what does SNR mean????

I'm stupid and don't understand the little language that you and the other little mutants that hang out in these forums speak. DO you guy's all get together on thursday nights and play D&D too!!! Weeeeee, that must be so fun role playing and comparing disability checks.

Dimmen, i'm a little surprised at you. Aren't you too educated to be writing in these things. I'm sure you have a life, i mean, when you're not being a sarcastic dick to the people that work in the service industry. Although, the best way to build an army is to find the most uneducated people with no life and find a similar cause. Let them fight your battle and get killed while you sit high in your castle. Damn, nice going Dimmen. You're good!!

[steve]

Steve, is that your lame attempt at bashing on me???

bashing on you?

naah. I merely pointed out that the guy who posted 23 times in 48 hours is the same guy who's bashing people for posting on this forum at all.

It doesn't make sense to me.. but what do I know? I'll go get back in line at Best Buy now. I hear they have some wiis that I can flip on ebay.

c-ya!

[Headcase22]

bashing on you?

naah. I merely pointed out that the guy who posted 23 times in 48 hours is the same guy who's bashing people for posting on this forum at all.

It doesn't make sense to me.. but what do I know? I'll go get back in line at Best Buy now. I hear they have some wiis that I can flip on ebay.

c-ya!

Steve, nice one. I'm just as big a loser as dimmen's monkey army, at least i know it. I don't fool anyone not even myself.

Now when you make it inside Best Buy, don't take Andy's path and be sarcastic with the clerk for not knowing every little detail about the Wii. Remember, he makes minimum wage and has to deal with sarcastic dicks all day.

Wow, i better go outside and play. I'm starting to feel like one of these monkey dolts on this forum.

[steve]

Steve, nice one. I'm just as big a loser as dimmen's monkey army, at least i know it. I don't fool anyone not even myself.

Now when you make it inside Best Buy, don't take Andy's path and be sarcastic with the clerk for not knowing every little detail about the Wii. Remember, he makes minimum wage and has to deal with sarcastic dicks all day.

Wow, i better go outside and play. I'm starting to feel like one of these monkey dolts on this forum.

On the evolutionary scale, Best Buy employees are somewhere between my balls and my dick.. pathetic.. I wouldn't expect them to be able to pronounce "wii", much less answer questions about it.


For the record, I don't know adam or neptune. But I am curious about what happened with Google. And I also think you're funny.

-steve

[Sir Jongalot]

Headcase,

I love you.

[GayRay]

Hey SUMMIT fag..........you must can't read. As i said, i live in the Butte. You know, the real mountains. Not the fake little suburb mountains like where you live. I guess i should give you some credit for not having to sit in that fucked up traffic but you're still nothing but dimmen's little butt boy taking care of his little summit cabin. Will, you two be having xmas with Bob and Nancy and the rest of the family????

Hmmmm, what do i do???? Gee i wish there was a neptune's here because i'd grab a job there. The Alpineer is just like all the rest. I must admit, it is way better than that Jovo witness hang out, Bent Gate.

Well, off to the Brick to cook up them fries!!!

Summit, how do you like your fries. Nice and crispy like Dimmen's cock????

Headcase, don't let them get your goat!! You'll always be my sweet thing. I loved the time we spent together that night in the tent. You made a man of me for sure.

Stay strong, and don't let these posers get the last word

[beaterdit]

Will you people shut the fuck up?

All of you.

This is retarded.