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    Important life decisions, a forward from Honc's dad, Honc Sr.

    My Dad forwarded this to me this morning. Answer honsetly and you will most certainly learn something about yourself. Enjoy.


    In all honour and dignity - what would you do in this situation?
    > > >
    > > > This test has only one question, but it's a very important
    > one.........
    > > >
    > > > Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought...
    > > > By giving an honest answer you will be able to ascertain where you
    > stand
    > > > morally.
    > > >
    > > > The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where
    > you
    > > > will have to make a decision one way or the other.
    > > >
    > > > Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
    > > >
    > > > Please scroll down s l o w l y - this is important for the test to
    > > function
    > > > correctlyand to give you time to collect your thoughts......
    > > >
    > > > You're in Florida.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > In Miami, to be exact.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > There is widespread chaos happening all around you, caused by a
    > > hurricane
    > > > and flooding.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > There are unruly masses of water swirling everywhere.
    > > > You are a CNN photographer...
    > > >
    > > > ..and you are in the middle of this great disaster.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > The situation is pretty hopeless.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > You're trying to shoot impressive pictures.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into
    > the
    > > > water.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Nature is revealing all its destructive power...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > ...and is hauling everything away with it.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Suddenly you see a man, attempting to control a big moving van...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > He is fighting for his life, trying not to be carried away by the
    > masses
    > > of
    > > > water and mud...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > You move closer.
    > > >
    > > > Somehow the man looks familiar and important...
    > > >
    > > > Suddenly you realise who it is...............
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > It's George W. Bush!
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to
    > whisk
    > > him
    > > > away, for ever.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > You have two options. You can either save him or you can take the
    > best
    > > shot
    > > > of your life.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > You can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer
    > > > prize-winning picture...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > A photo capturing the death of an extremely powerful man.
    > > >
    > > > Now here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)....
    > > >
    > > > Will you shoot the photo in black and white, or colour?
    You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

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    Heh, heh.

    I'd get it on video.
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

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    Thumbs up

    That was funny.

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    I'd find a hose and turn it on to make sure the job gets done.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Wink

    Save him & tell him I'm a democrat.
    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

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    Save him & tell him I'm a democrat.
    Ding ding!!!
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    Go to save him and then say,"Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else."
    Wrecker of dreams.

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