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    Dear UPS

    2 day shipping means TWO DAYS not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7...

    What can brown do for you? Deliver Late
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Well, if it's not the annual "UPS stole my box of fruitcake" thread.

    Where you been, tubby?

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    You think thats bad? How about OVERNIGHT NEXT DAY AIR shipping taking a full 4 days to arrive. Happened to me last week, what a screw job and waste of money that was.


    Suck a dick, UPS.

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    do you think someone as fat as me would eat fucking fruitcake, it has fruit in it
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Right on. Good to see AK PM around here.
    "Girl, let us freak."

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    Maybe you should contact whatever company you bought whatever it is from and ask for you money back on shipping?

    Crazy I know...Let them deal with UPS.
    Just ski down there and jump of a somethin' fer cryin' out loud!

    -Pain McShlonkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJay View Post
    Maybe you should contact whatever company you bought whatever it is from and ask for you money back on shipping?

    Crazy I know...Let them deal with UPS.
    Done, don't use UPS or companies that will only use UPS
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    DON'T DO METH IT MAKES YOU CRAZY...JUST FYI.
    "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir

    "welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.

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    Dear AKPM. You live in canadia west.

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    Update, Amazon is refunding my shipping... UPS for some reason thinks there is severe weather in Juneau, apparently rain is to severe to drive around and deliver a god damned package... What a bunch of fucktards.
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    I'm loving these comments....

    do you think someone as fat as me would eat fucking fruitcake, it has fruit in it
    ....

    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    UPS for some reason thinks there is severe weather in Juneau, apparently rain is to severe to drive around and deliver a god damned package...
    When are you coming back to Tahoe....we missed you last year.

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    PM Rontele, hes the head of shipping at UPS. He'll fix you right up.

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    As an aside, can I just say kudos to you, AKPM, for the obvious work you've been doing on your spelling. It's that kind of attention to detail that will let you go far, young man.
    not counting days 2016-17

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Nails View Post
    Right on. Good to see AK PM around here.
    Copy that. Talking 'bout strangers .... good to see you here abouts too, bro!
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    AKPM.

    2 day to alaska from contus takes 4-5 days on ave.
    NDA takes 2-3 days.

    word bond. I deal with this all day long.

    Now you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by pointedem View Post
    AKPM.

    2 day to alaska from contus takes 4-5 days on ave.
    NDA takes 2-3 days.

    word bond. I deal with this all day long.

    Now you know
    3-5 day USPS takes 3-5 days, I watched the tracking my package sat in Anchorage for 5 days! Oh well...
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Fed-ex

    China to the US, 2 days, free shipping, Apple rocks. Started 7:26am DEC. 10th SUZHOU CN delivered to my doorstep, 10:27 am DEC. 12th.

    Wish they shipped skis not I-pods.
    Skiing, where my mind is even if my body isn't.

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    yup china to Juneau AK 7 days, paid for 2 day, computer went CH- Anchorage- Anchorage Seattle - Whichita or something retarted like then then back to seattle then finally to Juneau, fedex is just as retarted
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    3-5 day USPS takes 3-5 days, I watched the tracking my package sat in Anchorage for 5 days! Oh well...
    ya I try to get all my shit shipped up here with usps... ups & fedex are always slower and more expensive.

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