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    Question CRAP! I just broke 12 eggs... what should I make? (NSR)

    I just broke 12 eggs (just dropped outa the fridge in the plastic carton) while getting some soda for my popcorn...

    OK... What do I make?

    oh... post 800
    Last edited by Summit; 04-21-2004 at 10:12 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    How about a warm glass of "SHUT THE HELL UP!"?

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    Re: CRAP! I just broke 12 eggs... what should I make? (NSR)

    Originally posted by SummitCo 1776
    I just broke 12 eggs (just dropped outa the fridge in the plastic carton) while getting some soda for my popcorn...

    OK... What do I make?

    oh... post 800
    Are you talkin with the eggs or with the plastic carton?

    I have some serious ideas for the carton.

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    Re: Re: CRAP! I just broke 12 eggs... what should I make? (NSR)

    Originally posted by Poyeboy
    Are you talkin with the eggs or with the plastic carton?

    I have some serious ideas for the carton.
    cool... what did you have in mind (though the eggs are more urgent)
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Re: Re: Re: CRAP! I just broke 12 eggs... what should I make? (NSR)

    Originally posted by SummitCo 1776
    cool... what did you have in mind (though the eggs are more urgent)
    well, for starters..with two egg carton cups, a cork (open wine) and some pipe cleaners, you can make a camel...

    http://www.seussville.com/titles/gre.../art/2eggs.gif

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    Okay. Here's what you do. Pay attention:

    1. Take the eggs.
    2. Put them in the garbage.
    3. Eat your popcorn.
    4. Shut the fuck up.



    Seriously though, you could make a 12 egg ommelette (they do that at a cafe in Seattle called Beth's... it's a heart attack on a plate.

    You could make a lot of scrambled eggs.

    You could make a HUGE serving of carbonara.

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    and with 5 egg cups and just two pipe cleaners, you can make a caterpillar....ok, I'll stop.

    http://www.seussville.com/titles/gre.../art/5eggs.gif

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    You could put them in your roommate's bed, unless that happens to be your bed as well.

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    omg..wait, one more..this one ROCKS!

    http://www.daniellesplace.com/images/elephanteggpic.jpg

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    Talking

    I'd give you some ideas, but they're copyrighted.

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    *can't stop laughing*
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    BIRD MURDERER! BIRD MURDERER!!!
    You just killed a dozen of my feathered bretheren!!!!
    I don't feel so good

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    relax, il bird... they wasn't fertilized
    organic brown cage free grain fed
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Originally posted by SummitCo 1776
    relax, il bird... they wasn't fertilized
    That's what you think....

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    Originally posted by Poyeboy
    omg..wait, one more..this one ROCKS!

    http://www.daniellesplace.com/images/elephanteggpic.jpg
    Holy Shit that rocks!!!

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    After suffering through five pages of mo' mookie stinks, Poyeboy made me laugh out loud.

    Thank you and good night.
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    pot brownies
    another Handsome Boy graduate

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    Eggnog

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    I like the 12 egg omellete idea, although pot brownies are a close second. And the camel also gets my vote.

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    eggs are pretty good... pulled 4 yolks... added shredded parmesan
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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