Check Out Our Shop
Results 1 to 21 of 21

Thread: I met Turtle !!!

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Cardiff, CA
    Posts
    2,108

    I met Turtle !!!

    I shit you not!
    I got out of my car on the North Shore. Walked out on Sunset and first person I see, but "Turtle" from "The North Shore". Talked to him for a minute. How awesome is that?

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Trench-Town U.S.A.
    Posts
    742
    I havn't seen that movie in a while...nice!
    "Why do I always get more kisses on powder days?" -my wife

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Cardiff, CA
    Posts
    2,108
    its on netflix!
    do yourself a favor...

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    267

    So you see him surf? Skills?

    Isn't his name johniej or something? Oh yeah did you get a chance to ask if Chandler still molests Rick? thanks

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    6,598

    haole to you, too

    did he call you a Barney ? or a Haole ?
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    267

    what up wilnitwit?

    Nothing but love for that shit. Did I strike a cord, what up with the faggy bitch shit? I love seeing johnie, lopez, Occ, laird. But yo, Chandler was a freak yo, wtf

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Nextahind your head
    Posts
    854
    Sweet. I met Turtle and Long Duc Dong out at the bars after the US Open in Huntington like 8 or ten years ago. I was smashed and spewed every line Turtle had from North Shore and Tombstone (he played one of the bad guys and says to Wyatt Earp "I'll fight you right now" - Kurt Russell immediately pistol whips him).

    He was not amused. I thought it was a hoot at the time but surmised later that I was probably being an incredibly obnoxious douche. I hate when that happens.
    I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    cal
    Posts
    111
    Quote Originally Posted by cito View Post
    Isn't his name johniej or something? Oh yeah did you get a chance to ask if Chandler still molests Rick? thanks
    he's from pv, lunada/indicator crew.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    6,598

    are you talkin to me....?

    Quote Originally Posted by cito View Post
    Nothing but love for that shit. Did I strike a cord, what up with the faggy bitch shit? I love seeing johnie, lopez, Occ, laird. But yo, Chandler was a freak yo, wtf
    settle down, young man.....just quoting the movie since I've seen it many many times...what's a barney ?
    spent plenny times on the north shore as well.....not in a few years tho-
    mostly at sunset pizza watching videos,drinkin a 40 from Kammies

    and yeah, I know, it's all gone now
    Last edited by willywhit; 12-03-2007 at 01:21 PM.
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Massivetwoshits
    Posts
    2,381
    That's classic. Love that movie.
    WW, I got your back, son.
    A fucking show dog with fucking papers

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Cardiff, CA
    Posts
    2,108
    He'll teach you how to surf too!!!

    http://www.prosurfinstruction.com/

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    6,598
    can he teach ya how to shape a board ?
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Cardiff, CA
    Posts
    2,108
    "Yeah? NO!"

    "did chandler teach me how to shape? not even."
    rick: "maybe it because we have this design thing in common."
    "yeah, right, design me out of the picture"

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    OREYGUN!
    Posts
    14,563
    Turtle??


  15. #15
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Cardiff, CA
    Posts
    2,108
    fuck no Barney!!!!


  16. #16
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    6,598

    Donkey

    did you know.......
    The Turtle character was based on Mark Wahlberg's real-life assistant, 39-year-old Donnie "Donkey" Carroll. Donkey carried Wahlberg's bags for more than 14 years while trying to launch a career as a rap musician under the name Murda One. Donkey died suddenly on December 18, 2005 of an asthma attack. Donkey and Wahlberg had a dispute earlier in 2005 because Carroll claimed Wahlberg never paid him for appropriating his life story for Entourage. He said all the other real-life characters had been taken care of but that he'd been cut out.

    don't mess with marky mark.
    Entourage is pretty good, tho
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Cardiff, CA
    Posts
    2,108
    Damn it, where's Vince to tell this kook to get off our waves!!!

    WRONG TURTLE !!!!! STFU

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    6,598

    Yo Kook! What's the haps?

    Lance Burkheart and me gone come ova and give yo sum beef.
    unintentional thread jackso solly
    Vince is out diddling da Hui
    Flying cockroaches... they fly off with little baby barnies and shit
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    267

    yo

    Wwhit, no harm intended, but no worries, Natedog and X2theZ got ur back.

    Never spent enough time their. Btw, yes that's his real name. Boy did he f up with his Makaha coment in Point Break tho, lol.

    In summary, which sucks cause TGR rocks, is that people throw around haole/kook crap with zero stripes compared to how serious/personally take gapers in ski threads. Wayyyyyy more clowns in surf threads.

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    6,598
    Quote Originally Posted by HotTate View Post
    I shit you not!
    NO SHIT !!!???? for reals ????

    no worries, cito.....I was gonna JONG ya.....but, it's all good

    spread the aloha
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

  21. #21
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    267

    dubya

    You were going to jong me? Smart move.

Similar Threads

  1. TR: The Turtle & Wilson Glacier, Mt.Rainier, WA 7.1.2007
    By Squirrel99 in forum General Ski / Snowboard Discussion
    Replies: 33
    Last Post: 07-06-2007, 02:13 AM
  2. Replies: 3
    Last Post: 04-17-2007, 09:59 AM
  3. M turtle fur beanie fo' free?,
    By Diz_MT in forum Gear Swap (List View)
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 01-12-2007, 06:04 PM
  4. Best surf movies needed (xmas list)
    By comish in forum TGR Forum Archives
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 11-19-2004, 12:02 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •