What a great week...

[Mr Sparkle]

Yes, welcome to my alias.

Sunday night the wife tells me she is most likely moving out.

Yesterday I had to tell my parents.

5:00 Am this AM, I'm on the toilet with bad stomach cramps (trying to take a dump). I think my blood sugar crashed and I pass out (this has happened before, but not in years.) I wake up delirious on the bathroom floor in a pool of blood with my boxers down around my ankles with my wife scared shitless and my dog licking my face. Off to the instacare for stitches in the nose (still bleeding) and I fear it may be broken.

Thank you, that is all.

[AsheanMT]

Fucking hell.


++++++VIBES++++++++

[Core Shot]

I wake up delirious on the bathroom floor in a pool of blood with my boxers down around my ankles with my wife scared shitless and my dog licking my face. .

I laughed.

Then I cried.

Sorry about the ex-wife.

+++++vibes and think powder thoughts. Snow is coming. Snow is clean and white and heals all wounds.

[bklyn]

... my wife scared shitless ...

The whole family's shitless?

Aww, she still cares. If you want to keep her, then work the sympathy angle.

[Tuckerman]

Think of the things you can do by yourself.

[Mr Sparkle]

Aww, she still cares. If you want to keep her, then work the sympathy angle.

At this point it's not what I want anymore. I told her last night that I loved her enough to let her go. Anything else is just selfish.

[likwid]

I think my blood sugar crashed and I pass out (this has happened before, but not in years.)

[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]

I'm just posting to compliment your alias. When I first registered here Mr. Sparkle/Fishbulb almost became my username. But I banished him to the land of wind and ghosts.

[Mr Sparkle]

Nope. Been tested. Reactive hypo-glycemia is what I have. I can control it with diet and excercise. Diet has slipped recently. FWIW, I look like a stick. No extra body fat to buffer dips in Bloodsugar.

[Mr Sparkle]

Think of the things you can do by yourself.

I've got the "by yourself" part licked. I'm thinking of what I can now do with others. Like, get laid.



years....

[MrZach]

[timvwcom]

^What the hell do I say after that pic?

Anyway, good luck with it all... As they say, when one door closes... another one opens? Oh, and something about getting really dark just before the end??? Shit, messed that one up somehow.

[Steven S. Dallas]

That all sucks. Console yourself with the thought that you have very lucky dishes.

A ha, a ha ha.

Seriously, though, good luck.

[liv2ski]

At this point it's not what I want anymore. I told her last night that I loved her enough to let her go. Anything else is just selfish.

Huh...are you sure?
The wife and I hit a rough spot about 8 years ago.
Every time I think of that, I am so happy we both work hard to appreciate each other more as it takes a lot of work. After 25+ years with her, I love her more today than in the beginning.
Think about it buddy....there was something there in the beginning to get married.
Best of luck. I hope it all works out for you both.

[Mr Sparkle]

Huh...are you sure?

Yeah, I think I'm sure. There are lots of lingering long term issues that I think are impossible to come to terms with at this point.

So, the Doc said, look at the x-rays, I chiped something in my nose, sometime. Most likely it was last night, but they weren't 100% sure. As bad as it hurts, I'm sure. I could never be a boxer. No stitches, but they superglued the cut on my nose back together. I should be good as new an a week or so.

[Mr Sparkle]

Well, she signed a 5 month lease on an appt saturday while I was at work. We went by and saw it Sat night. That was tough.



But not nearly as tough as the part were she said she wasn't sure if she was going to wear her ring during the separation.



I haven't gotten alot of sleep over the past few days. Face is healing up though....

[iceclimb]

welcome to the week. Hey, if nothing else you haven't fallen off the shitter this week! Life's looking up right?

You might want to put rails on that thing, just sayin.

[booner]

Shitty...It sounds like you don't have kids. I hope not anyway. That's my biggest fear in life...losing my son that is. Not that our relationship is in trouble or anything, but I still think about how shitty it would be to lose her and him at the same time if things were to go bad someday. I recommend fucking some very young clam ASAP...always helps the process

[Mr Sparkle]

Shitty...It sounds like you don't have kids.

Nope. (At least none that I know of!)