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[orlowskij]

So, you want a 195 swallowtail snowboard?

For each foot

[rideit]

Yeah, baby!!!!
So, Dukes, or Dynafits?

[Phill]

So, you want a 195 swallowtail snowboard?

Don't be ridiculous.....



I SAID I WANTED TO FUCKING FLOAT ON TOP OF THE FUCKING POWDER! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FLOAT ON SOMETHING THAT IS ONLY25 FUCKING CM ACROSS AT THE WAIST. I WANT REAL FUCKING FAT SKIS. LIKE MCDONALDS SUPERBACONCHEESEBURGER FOUR TIMES A DAY FAT. GIVE ME SOME REAL FUCKING FLOAT

I WANT SHIT LIKE THIS. ONLY FUCKING WITH EDGES AND REVERSE FUCKING CAMBER. I WANT TO FLOAT!!!!!!

[skiingsamurai]

phill: have you tried skiing on 2 sheets of 3/4" plywood? yes, we are talking full sheets, I bet those suckers would float

[alto]

In other news, I work in a ski shop that throws away a bunch of extra demo track bindings with Head/Tyrolia's dampening computer chip. I am saving all of them, and by the time I have 100 I will put them on a pair of skis and have the dampest ski in the world. Don't tell NASA.

[Tri-Ungulate]

Don't do it alto, that many chip dampeners will mess with the space/time continuum...

[SiSt]

^^^^

Dood, It´s spacetime.

Unless you´re referring to some other form of relativity physics in which skinny skis with lots of sidecut float like a mofo?