build the ultimate skis

**standsidewayz** · 11-06-2007, 07:02 PM

Lets brain storm... Lets build the ultimate skis,Have any ideas? there are no bad ideas...lets see what we come up with may be we can get someone to build them?

**Cyber Cop** · 11-06-2007, 07:03 PM

oh Jebus help us.

**Ole703** · 11-06-2007, 07:06 PM

x 2 on jebus

**train07** · 11-06-2007, 07:06 PM

i can't take it anymore

**Art Shirk** · 11-06-2007, 07:09 PM

lol.

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**FrankZappa** · 11-06-2007, 07:11 PM

fyorke!!!
[/hold gun to head and just shoots screen instead]

**skibiker** · 11-06-2007, 07:14 PM

You should have caught the space ship with us that was behind the Hale-Bopp

comet. It brought us to the next level above human you know.

**Schmear** · 11-06-2007, 07:20 PM

Has this idea been done before?

**orlowskij** · 11-06-2007, 07:26 PM

You've been here for a year and still post this stupid shit?

**standsidewayz** · 11-06-2007, 07:56 PM

was not lookin to get it up my ass just looking for a few good ideas for a project! thought i would give it up yo the masses. Guess you dont have any.. my first idea was s-camber...

**standsidewayz** · 11-06-2007, 07:58 PM

you live in pa and you ski? weird!!! i thought all they did there was f&$% sheep

**orlowskij** · 11-06-2007, 08:09 PM

Yep. We do both.

**alto** · 11-06-2007, 08:14 PM

I was gonna start the same thread. Huh!

It sounds like Praxis is finally wrapping up building and shipping their pre-ordered skis. Keith is asking me for some designs since he finally has some free time to take input. So put it down here, this is the week.

**summit** · 11-06-2007, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by standsidewayz

there are no bad ideas...

Your failure to shut the hell up was a bad idea.

**skiingsamurai** · 11-06-2007, 08:18 PM

I want skis that fly like this:

**NorCascader** · 11-06-2007, 09:36 PM

rockered twin tip 190 reverse camber machete

**Phill** · 11-06-2007, 09:41 PM

I want the absolute widest possible skis. Like fucking huge, I want to be able to stand on top of 1% blower and ski it like a groomer. FUCK DURET those aren't nearly big enough. I want these skis to be bigger than SNR's-not-GF's nipples. If I sink into the snow at all they are not fat enough.

**The Kids Are Alright** · 11-06-2007, 10:07 PM

this convo is so 2004

**Sutter** · 11-06-2007, 10:14 PM

all I want is a ski that has "it."

**alto** · 11-06-2007, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by NorCascader

rockered twin tip 190 reverse camber machete

186 OK? I like this idea. Stiff, rockers, flat camber, sidecut, shred.

**blarin** · 11-06-2007, 10:23 PM

my perfect skis must float, like light on the dew of morning.

**Cyber Cop** · 11-06-2007, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by alto

I was gonna start the same thread. Huh!

It sounds like Praxis is finally wrapping up building and shipping their pre-ordered skis. Keith is asking me for some designs since he finally has some free time to take input. So put it down here, this is the week.

He should try a reverse camber reverse sidecut snowboard based on the current praxis ski. Like the lib-tech banana hammock but a tad longer. Like 163-166.

super serial.

**iceclimb** · 11-06-2007, 10:41 PM

Hmm.. how about the ultimate ice ski, maybe like those new razors with multiple blades they should have 4 or 6 edges! and auto sharpening, and maybe batteries that vibrate the skis..

to reduce ice buildup ya pervs.

ooh.. and a little chamber that has a secret door, what do ya put in there though?

**Core Shot** · 11-06-2007, 10:42 PM

I think we need reverse/reverse over 210cm in case "long board day" is a pow day.

waist deep pow on 220cm DH boards is tough.

**rideit** · 11-06-2007, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by Phill

I want the absolute widest possible skis. Like fucking huge, I want to be able to stand on top of 1% blower and ski it like a groomer. FUCK DURET those aren't nearly big enough. I want these skis to be bigger than SNR's-not-GF's nipples. If I sink into the snow at all they are not fat enough.

So, you want a 195 swallowtail snowboard?