An apology.

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10-29-2007, 03:19 PM
David Withеrspоon

An apology.

This story is about to make national news and I therefore feel it appropriate to make some apologies.

I would like to apologize for arguing and being critical of people who were brave enough to challenge my claims that GW is real. They were right, and I was wrong. We GW alarmists have been faking data for years to support our cause and impose our will on the rest of the world. This was wrong.

The way we conducted this fraud was simple: distort the data before it got recorded. In other words, we made sure climate recording stations were placed in local environments where increased temperatures could be assured. Parking lots, beside Air Conditioning compressors, etc.

Here are some examples:

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/images/forestgrove.jpg

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/ima...le_issues1.JPG

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/images/tahoe_city2.JPG

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/ima...le_issues2.JPG

http://surfacestations.org/images/Ho...le_current.jpg

We put lightbulbs in some shelters to raise the temperature even more

http://surfacestations.org/images/redding3.jpg

Like me, this was a fraud. I'm sorry.

And Brett, you were right. I'm the lesser man.

Sincerely,
David Witherspoon
10-29-2007, 03:20 PM
Hutch

There's something funny about this, I just can't put my finger on it.
10-29-2007, 03:21 PM
Shorey

Padded Room not working today?
10-29-2007, 03:24 PM
Tye 1on

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hutch

There's something funny about this, I just can't put my finger on it.

That it's "Witherspoon's" first post perhaps?
10-29-2007, 03:28 PM
Tippster

What an odd Alias.
10-29-2007, 03:30 PM
Mybad!

How did you jack up the heat reading on top of Mt. Kilimanjaro?
10-29-2007, 03:34 PM
P_McPoser

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mybad!

How did you jack up the heat reading on top of Mt. Kilimanjaro?

Ummm. What?
10-29-2007, 03:36 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING ALE-EEE-ASS FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!!!!!

:fuckyou: :mad: :fuckyou: :mad: :fuckyou: :mad: :fuckyou: :mad:

YOU'RE NO AL GORE, SO GO BACK UNDER YOUR ROCK THAT IS GETTING A LITTLE WARMER, WARMER, WARMER...AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
10-29-2007, 03:36 PM
smitchell333

I cant imagine who would do this....

mmmmmmmmm......

(scratches head)
10-29-2007, 03:39 PM
hutash

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mybad!

How did you jack up the heat reading on top of Mt. Kilimanjaro?

Moved it closer to the sun;)

Oh and BTW this should be awarded the poorest troll of the year award.
10-29-2007, 03:39 PM
Jer

Quote:

Originally Posted by David Withеrspоon

This story is about to make national news and I therefore feel it appropriate to make some apologies.

I would like to apologize for arguing and being critical of people who were brave enough to challenge my claims that GW is real. They were right, and I was wrong. We GW alarmists have been faking data for years to support our cause and impose our will on the rest of the world. This was wrong.

The way we conducted this fraud was simple: distort the data before it got recorded. In other words, we made sure climate recording stations were placed in local environments where increased temperatures could be assured. Parking lots, beside Air Conditioning compressors, etc.

Here are some examples:

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/images/forestgrove.jpg

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/ima...le_issues1.JPG

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/images/tahoe_city2.JPG

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/ima...le_issues2.JPG

http://surfacestations.org/images/Ho...le_current.jpg

We put lightbulbs in some shelters to raise the temperature even more

http://surfacestations.org/images/redding3.jpg

Like me, this was a fraud. I'm sorry.

And Brett, you were right. I'm the lesser man.

Sincerely,
David Witherspoon

Seriously, there is nothing gayer or weaker than an alias. Especially in this case. Everyone here with a brain knows that the real DW was niether a GLOBAL WARMING!!! desciple nor a GLOBAL WARMING!!! doubter. He merely posted a bunch of links and watched the ensuing hilarity.

The gayness is magnified by the fact that this gay ass thread was posted on the Ski/Snowboard forum. Then again, the gay ass World Series is finally over, so what else is a homo to do?
10-29-2007, 03:41 PM
phUnk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tye 1on

That it's "Witherspoon's" first post perhaps?

And he just registered this month, but I could have sworn I've seen him around here before.
10-29-2007, 03:49 PM
David Withеrspоon

Quote:

Originally Posted by hutash

Moved it closer to the sun;)

No. We moved some flight paths and times around so that 747s are flying right by when readings are taken. Duh.
10-29-2007, 03:54 PM
David Withеrspоon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jer

Seriously, there is nothing gayer or weaker than an alias.

Nothing is gayer than using the word "gayer". That and aliases saying that aliases are gay. You homo.
10-29-2007, 04:15 PM
CommanderBaker

Now, I am confused, should I kick bretts ass, or bretts ass?

I mean Vail? how sad.
10-29-2007, 04:20 PM
alto

"Poorest troll of the year award?" Aww, c'mon, there have been much, much worse.
10-29-2007, 04:34 PM
orange

:confused::tdo13: :confused:
10-29-2007, 05:08 PM
Mott the Hoople

David who?
10-29-2007, 06:33 PM
hutash

Quote:

Originally Posted by alto

"Poorest troll of the year award?" Aww, c'mon, there have been much, much worse.

But they are usually more creative. Blurred usual does much better then this.
10-29-2007, 06:59 PM
skibiker

Here is the link to the story that shows all the temperature measuring stations that are set up in places in violation of the rules made so that the readings will not be influenced by local heat sources. My favorite are the ones at airports. Especially the one that at times would be in the direct path of a jet blast. If you take the time to examine the entire article you will see that the stations that are set up properly (away from heat sources) do not show an upward trend like the other ones. The site shows time versus temperature graphs for the various measuring stations.

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/weather_stations/

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/ima...ock_mig480.JPG

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/ima...aluma_east.jpg

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/images/Tahoe_city3.jpg

http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/images/lodi_muni.jpg
10-29-2007, 07:09 PM
Blurred

You mean it's actually now been proven that global warming alarmists are really just fraudulent politically motivated self-serving douchebags?

Told you so.
10-29-2007, 07:11 PM
Jer

Skibiker = best avatar ever.
10-29-2007, 08:46 PM
David Withеrspоon

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

You mean it's actually now been proven that global warming alarmists are really just fraudulent politically motivated self-serving douchebags?

Told you so.

I extend the olive branch, and you rub my face in it? :nonono2:
10-29-2007, 09:00 PM
skibuminwyo

Quote:

Originally Posted by alto

"Poorest troll of the year award?" Aww, c'mon, there have been much, much worse.

that there have... that there have.
10-29-2007, 09:02 PM
truth

Quote:

Originally Posted by hutash

But they are usually more creative. Blurred usual does much better then this.

Either way it's funny as fvck and long overdue.
10-29-2007, 09:25 PM
MeatPuppet

I'm laughing pretty hard. This is funny.:D
10-29-2007, 09:56 PM
Hacksaw

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeatPuppet

I'm laughing pretty hard. This is funny.:D

Yea, but sadly Dave hurts his own cause in the long run.....